I call my dick "The Truth" because conspiracy theorists keep trying to find it.

I call my dick the truth because girls pretend they like it, but when it is given to them, most of the time they end up feeling sad and angry.

I call my dick the truth because it is the twenty-fifth Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett

The truth is, you're all white boys with small peckers.

That was really dumb.

I call my dick "The Truth" because it is.

I call my dick the truth because the lack of proper punctuation is probably driving Certain insane.

You are not accepted here

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT IS AN EVERLASTING ETERNAL NEED

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IF DENIED IT MANIFESTS INTO OTHER FORMS

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT SETS YOU FREE TO GET FUCKED IN THE PUSSY

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S PAUL PIERCE

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S OFTEN UNDERWHELMING IN COMPARISON TO THE HYPERBOLE SURROUNDING IT

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S A THROBBING PIECE OF FLESH

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF COMMUNICABLE DISEASES

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE WHEN LEFT TO FESTER IT ONLY BECOMES STRONGER WITH A PUNGENT ODOR OF FEAR

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF AIDS

I call my dick the truth out of frustration and then I beat it the fuck up like a gay midget

I

CALL

MY

DICK

THE

TRUTH

BECAUSE

IT'S

A

FORMIDABLE

DEFENSE

AGAINST

THE

LOGIC

OF

WOMEN

Fuck you

I CALL MY PENIS THE TRUTH BECAUSE I WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS TOPIC BECAUSE THREE OF MY BESTIES ARE IN HERE

I CALL MY DICK LE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S FRENCH FOR TRUTH

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I call my dick the truth because nobody can handle it.

the fuck did yall do to my thread rofl

@Fig