who squeezed the trigger of his safety-less Ruger which blew Immac's brains out the back of her skull- suddenly, as police sirens fill the air, Allen Knight pulled out his Cold Corner 2 pocket watch, which turned out to be...

a James Bond gadget which morphed into a fucking wormhole when you entered the right combination, somehow he entered it and was teleported to the goddamn 8th century, I shit you not man the fucking dark ages and that's when NYCSPITZ landed softly in a glowing light from an aperture in the heavens hand in hand with Merlin and King Arthur who seemed to be...

...speaking a Draconian tongue. the wormhole must have also created some sort of plot-hole which had turned Allen into NYCSPITZ, when he looked down to the ebbing river and saw his asian locks to be slightly gelled and his skin a tad darker. he put the Cold Corner 2 watch inside his robe's pocket, pointed at Merlin and then to the sky, who reached for...

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

a big old

ppppppppipe

then smoked 10 lakes of meth laced with dabbed thc; THE NIGGA WASSSS trippin, and then a b52 crashed into his..

Cellar where he kept the heads of 66 virgins. The same place where he spent a majority of his free time constructing nipple mobiles to put over his darling kidnapped baby cradles. Then he remembered where he left the tape of Robranda getting analed out! It was..

...delicious, guuurl! suddenly, the camera panned up to show Bagsworth Bentley pulling off his cereal-box mask. AKSPITZ quickly turned off the TV that somehow exists in the 6th century, to see Merlin staring with an odd look on his face. he kicked out his shoes to show some fresh True Blue III's, and King Arthur walked in to say "V/ Destroyer". in this fucked up reality, they were tag-team champs Bags and nik-a...

Who actually had the belts on a text site that doesn't exist anymore. Thats ok because they're legends in their own mind, & Nika isn't too many years off from losing his completely anyways. The other half of the tag champs likes green ties & listening to his neighbors argue during lonely nights w/ Jack Daniels..

All because he has fallen into full blown depression from years of watching, guiding today's youth towards their goals and dreams in life and at the same time crushing his..

Little nutsacks together with a blowup doll that Wise gave him for xmas, so as these tag team champs were on their way to the Wizard of Oz...

..who maybe would be able to fix the ridiculous number of plotholes in this godforsaken story, and perhaps Bag's now decimated nutsack which was now the same color as Immaculate's....

Make believe penis, that Spilt loves to peep at now & then, however jealously lurks when..

Nik-a rises from the fountain of youth and pulls out a new healthy type of coke... Nostrils across the world start begging for his services... His new youthful body sees Orc where he's biting on the remains of what seems to be resins body... When suddenly he realizes he ha become a zombie backed up by Cronus and neighbor....