On everything, real talk:

1. if she says ouch or "you're hurting me" you go harder
2. after, if she aint crying you aint satisfying.
3. It is in no way gay to say that I have a mancrush on the character of Ron Swanson on that show Parks and Rec.

Look, I wanna see how real We can get in this...

Real niggas snitch.

I will debate anybody on this and hold it down.

loooool

I am interested to see where this goes and I would add that real niggas dont get caught and I fapped to an old salt and peppa video when I was 11.

When I was a kid, I beat my dick to Denise's strip scene from Road House and was mere seconds away from getting caught.

I had tactical masturbation skills, I was like a dickbeating Green Beret. I was Seal Team of seal-flogging. I had socks that could stand up by themselves.

aight Batty you taking the game to a whole new level, which is why I live so:

I used to be a young mastermind strategist when it came to getting my moms out the house so I could watch scrambled softcore pornos on the Spice network on the cable box. My cock learned instant attention and hold it there so I could get a few vicious strokes to some seconds of "clear tittie with nipple".

This one time my momma came though when I was pitching a tent in the wind, and I swear I did like three dragonball Z back flips through the living room so she wouldn't see. That is when I decided I would grow up to be a ninja, my ninja.

Goneee.

When I was alone at home I used to jack off at the top of the stairs and see how far down them I could get it to go.

When I was at my buddy's house I used his bathroom and straight up jacked a pair of his sister's panties from the laundry basket.


but they could've been his stepmom's tbh.

WHEN I WAS AT MY BUDDIES HOUSE I PUSHED PLAY ON HIS DADS VCR AND THERE WAS A STRAIGHT UP PORNO IN IT. I STOLE THAT SHIT AND 60 DOLLARS.

How old were you and how's you run up on the $60?


When we were kids, me & jason333888 put a porn on my dad's big screen and charged the kids in the neighborhood to watch it.


Real niggas can cry during Disney Pixar movies.

Also when hoes swallow and keep on going, it eventually starts to feel good and hurt and tickle at the same time.

Yo you know that bitch is ready when you reach down her pants and it feels like feeding a horse

I was bout 11-12 my ninja. I saw it there on this dresser in a gold money clip.

Real niggas can cry during Hotel for Dogs.

True at teh hurt and tickle. Also, you know how broads always wanna try talking to you while you on the john dropping dook? make em suck you while you dooking. They will.

Real Gs dont like the nines, as a matter a fact, none liked the nines. Fucking waste of my life ill never get back

@Bags fuck you for telling me it was good and me sitting through the whole 90 minute debacle thinking "somethings gonna happen soon, bags said it was good!" and then me being like "why would someone from the interwebz lie to me?" LOL FAGGOT!

You aint real, so how the hades would you know pimping?

Dont lie to yourself

2009 just hit me up on the landline, ask3d if we were going back to this dynamic?

before the beginning of time wants their ideas back @The Mind Assassin

I used to wack my young jimmy off to the girl bad guys in streets of rage.....member the ones that would hop on u an hump u to death....an make that moaning noise as ur life bar went down? Word....id just be walkin up to em nit trynna punch em er nuthin.....like....yea....yea.....word im wackin off to this.....shit be like......game over....pfft i won streets of rage......i won.

Man

U called me out for this the first time u watched it


An i told u then also......i did not say that lmao


I also was tricked by veritas....however i had the common sense to cut it.off 20min in.....shame on u.