i like the idea behind it.. but the smarter person would just be less hasten to eat the chips and simply wait until they become cooler or simply pull over and eat, instead of trying to eat while driving. but you'll die early eating takeaway food anyway, so...

op's thread title (not op himself) reminds me of a limp wristed folly fuck who hangs out where everybody that plays Tupac aint and tears his toilet paper off in squares. I bet when you get out of the bed in the morning it consists of opera music, a perfectly executed triple axle, and a full talespin that ends with bread crumbs flying from your fingers for the birds to eat that are dancing about you.

He said fries not chips u dumb british fuck.

And he ain't dippin' em' in mayo either fuckboy.

I just shove them in my face the instant I have received them.

what about the AC?

I'm not sure if this is just a crazy Australian thing that will sound strange and confusing to you all.
But blowing on chips cools them down.

And yes, they are called chips. Not fries.

Wouldn't blowing on them be the same thing as holding them out the window? except the latter is more effective and you don't have to waste your air. Not white trash, but I live in KY so you have to do something DRASTIC for me to think it's redneck.

Sounds legit to me, too. I usually eat burgers 1st, though, so I've never had that problem.

Not white trash. Childish. Just wait a minute ya greedy fuck.

where does all the oil go?

???

chips/fries same shit. strik mad as fuck I trolled him into having the only power he ever had in life stripped from him. lol, what a minimum wage loser, your the only white trash in here little boy.

I lold@this.

i was oddly enough reading this thread while in the wendys drive-thru and afterwards came up with some genius shit

i live 20 minutes out of the city so food gets cold before i get home n i dip on the way home so don't eat in the car

put my bag flat on the passenger seat so the fries and sandwich were both in heating range and put the seat warmers on that side

hell yeah. Ayo fam, did you know that the sun comes up in the morning and it's brighter than shit out too!!

REALLY???!?!?!?!!

fuck yeah son (with pun intended)