Barmageddon had to ride in on a Four-Eyed Cow due to some licensing issues

why are you dating sarah palin? i didn't know she dated wannabe battle rappers.

It took me three reads to figure out this was an attempt at humour. That's amazing...you're so unfunny it is nearly impossible to tell when you are even trying to be.

Named yourself twice, and still nobody knows or gives a fuck who you are.

Leave me be before I bring your world crashing down before your gay little eyes.

Whip cream pie contest.

Giggidy.

That is all.

3rd pic shirt is screaming "TIMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

haahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i love it

He's just exercising his jaw for his weekend fling

rumplestiltskin lookin ass

Lars Da 5'2

this nigga mouth 2/3 the size of his face

he look like he be ordering grilled cheese sandwiches w/ extra mayo

of his 33-1 bar fight record how many you think started over that ms. pac man machine?

rockin' the non-denominational white guy approaching 30 hair cut.. and not doing it justice

AND he got the "whatchu mean, I ain't got no double chin..." beard going. and it's still ver obv that he does.

tal'm bout "I can't feel my face" ..........well you could still shave hideous neck beard off of it, cokey.

how his secretary wasn't actually pregnant but still caught the 9 month pregnant chubby face?

this nigga's nostrils shoot kamehamehas as a defense mechanism