wholy fuck that .gif from pancake had me burst out laughing.

aero the goat tho, this is why he better than everyone.

buddy i drink 4 litres of water a day and then consume whatever water is in the foods i eat.

and i need at LEAST 5 hours sleep.

liar.

5 hours of sleep is a good amount. I dont try to sleep less than that but i drink water in the event i have to pull an all nighter. Thing is I have higher goals in life than you do. You're ok with working a security job for 10+ years.

LOL I fucking hate security. Relevant experience for when I apply for the Police (which I have already done).

Good luck with your text bars and skin pigment crisis tho.

Dope, I hope you get the police job. Keep working hard and making strategic moves you'll be an officer this year.

Now I feel bad cause you are being nice. Aero y u do this?

Aero wants us all to maximize our potential. He knows that his status as the greatest text battler of all time is not in jeopardy because he is on an intellectual plane that we are unable to reach, but he at least wants reasonable competition.

im wearing a motorcycle helmet and watching HGTv

@Aero

In all seriousness, any tips for waking up early? I have the motivation to do so, but the problem is when I'm in dreamland, I want to snooze and go back. Then when I wake up hours later, I'm frustrated with myself. Has this happened to you, and if so, what do you do to overcome grogginess and the stubbornness of the drowsy mind during that crucial period or wake or hibernate?

Lolz............

The amount of sleep someone need is extremely individual. The average is 7,5 hours or something like that. I know a couple people that don't need more than 5-6 hours as well. Some need up to 9, or even 10. Water might help, but water alone doesn't change how your body works to a certain degree where 5-6 hours is enough for everyone.

Do something positive when you wake up that makes you cheer up. Don't just lie there, get the fuck up and walk around every fucking day. Go for a run or something with some positive shit on your ears, or anything that helps to produce positive shit for you. It'll help to change how your brain works when you wake up. At this point your mindset is set to ''sleep'', you need to change that shit. Takes some work, but if you get up and make yourself a nutritious and delicious breakfast every day at a set time etc. you'll eventually be dependent on it as your brain will conform and get used to these habits.

That gif of the Goldeneye fade got me way gone, son.

Goddamn that's boarding right.

Yes I really don't like waking up early at all. The key is go to bed early. Also, put your alarm clock somewhere where you have to get up to turn it off that way you are at least up. If you plan to do a light work out in the morning then have your workout clothes already set with an energy bar and bottle of water next to it.

Force yourself to wake up early one day.

Thanks for the tips.

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lmao

really good posts

thx guys

Goat how do i get up earlier?

Go to bed earlier.


Goat.

Waaaaay gone @ Paul Blartheid