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@Bags you remember that thread wherre a few members of nc's were championing getting their asshole licked by females?

METTS HERES LOOKIN AT U . FREAKNIK ASS NIGGA

i kinda believe it..coz this old school nigga i know swears by it too

but im not going to try it..

moist ass

not a good look

My God Father told me it was amazing. He's old.

I dated a japanese chick and one night we were drinking and chillin over at my friend's house , and out of nowhere she asked me "I rick your asshore tonight?" I was like "what?!" 'Cause I geniunely didn't understand her. She asked again "can I rick your asshore tonightt?" I was just sitting there, frozen in shock and disbelief. Then she was like "you want anozza drink?" And I was like "yeah!" She fed me drinks for 2 hours. At bed time, she started grabbing my junk, then she started sucking it, then she looked at me, chuckled and licked my butthole. I didn't enjoy it at all. But I can say that the space between the nuts and butthole is an amazing place to be licked.

Lol.

I remember that thread.muff

But if i remember right dudes.were.more.proud of the fact that they were lickin the buttholes ....less w the recieving....tho deons fat ass seemed.pretty excited about it all the eay around

My ex used to get smashed an lick my but whole.like the meaning of life was in it. It was not.

long story short, booty call.. back in high school, i had a free house for the week. i'm chatting to a girl who had wanted to fuck for ages, so i finally give her the nod. it's 2am and she gets a lift from her lesbian friend, who for comes to "check me out" and make sure i'm cool or whatever, a few awkward moments go by she leaves.. yada yada yada, comes down to it and she positions in doggy style, i go to insert.. she lowers her ass a little and makes sure i slide straight in the pooper. i'm thinking "wtf has she come pre-lubed or was her ass just like a wizards sleeve naturally", then i proceeded to go to town on all 3. ass to mouth to pussy, the way it should be.

your welcome for that.

fact: shit typically does not reside in the anal canal, at least not in large amounts (unless you got one ready to drop, in which case sex REALLY shouldn't be happening anyway).

what little bit is there is easily cleaned out.

the majority of the dookie resides in the colon. which shouldn't be breached by dick.

The ONLY way I'll do anal now....is if she is on her period. Other than that I stay away from the "dookie chute" my first experience was in high school. No lube...lasted about 5 minutes before I pulled my dick out and green shit was all over my dick. I hopped in the shower wit da quickness. honestly i didn't try it again until like 6-7 years after that. I'd rather tittie fuck a bitch

wowzers at green shit

how tf did you even fit it in with no lube? O_o

so yeah. I'm flucking this chick and she cums, we're in the spooning position. Earlier in the day we had messaged eachother and she was like "is there anything sexual that we haven't done that you want to?" so we started talking about it. Anyways so after she cums she takes it out the puss and is rubbing it on her ass and I'm like "aight whats good" like "hell yeah finally" because I had never done this shit before. She was dripping wet from cumming so she stuck it back in her puss and used some pussy juice to kind of lube it in her ass. I'm just laying back amazed because she's doing all this shit on her own, tight as hell, felt good. I pull out afterwards and go to the bathroom to toss the condom and I've got some off color ass juice discharge shit on the side of my joint. I'm like "wtf is this shit, porn never showed me this" and I walk back in with my dick in hand and ask her like she had some sort of disease lmao. I'm kinda blunt like that and she got all weird looking like "I dunno" I immediately call my brother who is well versed on this type of shit with females and he's like "yo it's normal, fucking a bitch in the ass is a whole new ballgame fam,you went from the cleanest part of a bitch to the dirtiest part of a bitch, fluck you expect to be covered in fairy dust afterwards? take a shower you dumb ass nigga and wash your joint good" and hangs up on me, think he was in the middle of flucking his chick as well *shrugs shoulders*. Needless to say I think I've been tainted and I don't think I'll be a backdoor salesman anytime soon. Porn lied to me nigga!

lmfao, leanedddd

great stories guys loooooooool

lmfao @ the green undigested vegetable matter residing on badweathers meat pistol

chyeah you went to the A w/ a rubber on?

smh

I'll be Cain, you be Malcom Farrakahn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH-9c16hGoI

my ex actually liked anal. we never used lube tho. pussy juice works just fine if u're a little patient lol.

Wtf are you talking about? I've never done it before.

sn00p got the only story accurate to my experience or anyones i know, no weird shit story wtf

Done it, felt like a dry vagina, wasnt pleasurable at all, then she sucked my dick. No shit on my dick but a red spot appeared about 2 weeks later, got checked, no diseases, then it dissapeared.

Morale of the story: its shit (no pun intended)

Disappointed smh