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Yo, yo yo mammas so fat. crowd: "HOW FAT IS SHE!!!!!!!!" SHES SO FAT SHE BOYCOTTED AN ITUNES APP CAUSE IT SUPPORTS APPLES
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This joke was funny, and I had never heard it before. Your mom is so fat she bought enough iTunes applications to bake an Apple pie.
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Ground is flickering. Dust. I'm Nicolaus the physicist, conducting experiments. Now down is withering up. I'm sick. Like a crowd with syphilis. In the smallest housing predicaments. I study so much my mouse blistering. I browse more history than DOW JONES.
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It's very difficult to start a verse without a beginning, and I think this section was a bit below what came after it. I wondered if "Nicolaus the physicist" might have connected with the ground turning to dust, but I couldn't draw any linear connections.
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Listen honey, see where tippin' that cow goes. Twist a spears tip end. I'm coughing up, a sorta queer linen. Vodka drunk. Call the cops. Cops are called. I'll cop a feel on her jugs til she tells me I have to right to remain science. Then shoot a tri-laser away and degrade eyelids. I'm a true raper. The two-faced two-timing strange tyrant. Who's fascinated by when wiper of blades make triangles. On windshields. I'm totally naked in negative wind chill.
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I liked this. It was very sexually charged, like you. The juxtaposition of the short sentences with the long one is very much you in your element. "I'm a true raper" worked because of the raper/rapper wordplay, even if the word is "rapist."
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MY factions wittier. I'm so belligerent. I'd eat a ***tus, and use the pricks to become carnivorous.
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It's evolution! This is a great line, very clever. Also, my local taco place serves a ***tus taco. I haven't tried it yet but plan to soon. Supposedly, it's good.
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Half my linear thought is about a thousand times more sinister than the most wickedest Saw flick. My deliverance is ancient. Lift a leg up, I'm paging ground control to major tom. Setting off a station bomb, in the Caymans, on an agent bond/Jason saw/Satan/God pagan cross. It's contagious, cough. Caucasian, dark, haired abrasive tall guy with a persuasive nod. Held a Jamaican broad hostage until the cops gave applause. I'm crazy. I'm the opposite of insane islam. I say salam, until someone pays rewards, and gets me an escape Accord faster than McLaren's top speed. Hey, a Nazi.
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This section was ineffable. This is why people like your writing. The rhymes were absurd, the connections were loose but fluid and the humor was strong. I wanted it to continue off "Hey, a Nazi," but for the purposes of a cypher, it made sense to not kill all the rhyming options.
Is this supposed to be pronounced el-oh-el, or is it a laugh?
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I spit flow epithets. I’ve evidenced a cycle so menstrual, the subject of my sentences get period blood on the predicates.
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This line didn't make much sense but sounded cool.
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Blitz clone. Resident evil. My arrogance is ten frames above your shit slow hesitance. The way my mouth shapes sound waves during prose. You would think the ground shakes when I flow. Abhorrent storm witch, lit a match and swallowed it whole. See, My conduits wholly.
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This was a very good bragadocio section. It reminded me of something Apathy might use.
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I’m desperate woman when texting, fucking bananas. Your raps are bologna, going ham on a whole piece. The american hero, antecedent. Zero.
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Was hero meant to be a double-entendre, also meaning sandwich? I liked this. All those things in this are about sandwiches, and I like sandwiches.
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My connections like electrical circuit. Integrated measures of current. You couldn't engineer my immeasurable torrent. I’m three spell check edits certain of that.
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This was a very fluid segment, and you stuck to one theme. And you mentioned me, so I liked that.
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Going third-person with personable action, turning you tender, purring felines vertebrae worthless. It’s vapid. The flexible serpent, with a warrant out for his arrest. Hissing venom to irregular when it lands you turn into rabbits. And that was a magic trick for the occurrence that happened
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I'm not sure what "Hissing venom to irregular" means, but I liked the magic trick part of this. There were a lot of good sounds in this, but it never felt like the conclusion of a verse. Of course, that's part of the same issue that left the beginning not working, because these types of verses really can't come to a natural beginning or end. But even the lack of a period led me to believe there was more to be said, and given that this was from a cypher, there was more to be said.
Still, this was very fun to read.
