One of the best to ever do it...

To do what?

Whatever I end up doin I guess

Wish you were here?
Because I wish I was there.

Hymen head

Here lies Fig

Father
Son
Whore

Fuck that

I want them to shoot my dead, lifeless body out of a cannon on live television while Motley Cru plays in the background

G status

I wanna donate my body to...

well, whoever wants it I guess. There's some weirdos out there

but I know I don't wanna be buried

we all float down here, georgie

I want a bottle opener incorporated into my gravestone

inscription- "put it on my tab"

There are no roads where we're going.

"da god"

but yea i would like a viking burial but i think its probably illegal. have some young dude from my CLAN fire a flaming arrow into my oil soaked body on a boat

since that can't happen i'm probably going to have them freeze my head in that one lab so maybe in the future they can bring me back.

I read somewhere that some culture (can't remember who) cremates your body and puts your ashes in bread and feeds it to birds. Damn...

thats amazing! I want that one!

Thats like the fountain, he dies and becomes one with the tree so the sparrows can eat the fruit and he can fly with the birds.

There's another old ritual where they display you in the middle of the Forrest and let the wild animals feast on you at will.

*the funniest best super troll god of all things awesome billy 12 lays here*

But...that would not be the truth?

Why would you want your death to be based on the same delusion your life is based on?

I want a red button and when you push it you hear a recording of Morgan Freeman narrating my life story

I want Chucky's voice reading proverbs.

Gravestone will be a liffe mold of yourstruly with a pair of them following eyes and jack nicholas da gods sick smile a la redrum status