I really lost a family member in the Holocaust tho :(

He fell off the guard tower

Alright last one, stole it but it's pretty funny.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong WALKED on the moon; Michael Jackson raped children.

bleak 95% of those were horrible, are you 16 or something?

most of them were funny as fuck idk what you're talking about

i've seen the avalanche and dead babies one though

You, sir, need to step your comedy game up by a few hundred levels.

how was copper wire invented?
two jews got into a fight over a penny

Im not calling you a fag or anything like that, i just thought you started strong and fell off

Lol I started stealing jokes is why.

I have like 4 good jokes that I keep stocked away until it is appropriate. (obv it's never appropriate, but fuck society)

After that I went to an offensive joke thread on another site and picked thru the real garbage.

lol bleak was actually cracking me up. i got one but it's totally racist and horrible

how long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
9 months


how do you blindfold an asian
dental floss


whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute
your job still sucks

lmao and i just googled this one. but for some reasons it's making me laugh

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg
you pick it up and suck it's cock!

lmao i mean wtf