Zygote that shit son.

i will assume i do not have a battle cause i didn't vote last week.

fair enough.

no. thanksgiving deadline is bullshit.

we're extending til friday.

Honestly. They should make the deadline Sunday.

I'm going against my anti-hero. I expect to be hopped up on spiked eggnog this week.

ok guys im gonna push the deadline back till Saturday 11:59 west coast time. No extensions.

ill edit into each thread

i was kept in! much thank yous! ill try and not come that weak every again.
and vote. and stuff.

Lol the raccoon rises. Sounds way better than dark knight.

I want to give props right now to @Mr. J, who has faced a pretty absurd gauntlet in this league. Here's his opponent and their current record:

Week 1: Mike Wrecka (5-4)
Week 2: breathless (3-5)
Week 3: Vividlyvague (6-3)
Week 4: patrown (3-3)
Week 5: Certain (7-2)
Week 6: Vividlyvague (6-3)
Week 7: Frank (6-3)
Week 8: Vulgar (5-2)
Week 9: NYCSPITZ (4-3)
Week 10: Mike Wrecka (5-4)

If breathless and patrown win this week, every opponent Mr. J has faced this season will have qualified for the playoffs. No one else can say anything even similar.

That young man deserves a commendation.

I see that you have AOWL 2 champed accomp. make sure that Frank and Mr. J receive one as well good sir.

That's pretty fuckin rad. Props J.

By the way, Mr. J, that strength of schedule means that you'd be guaranteed a spot in the "Core Four" (pick your own topic, get a bye week) if you win this week. No way that anyone else with six wins could match your strength of schedule.

rad is a terribly underused word these days. good show zenland

They do broski brochamp.

I picked a topic. idk. it's a topic. Certain's drunk off that high-end liquor right now steering into oncoming traffic.

one more reception from Garcon. is that asking too fucking much?

I was going to go with "Hear all sides, and you will be enlightened. Hear one side, and you will be in the dark."

But then I saw PancakeBrah had beat me to the punch.

Anyone want to give the Power Index a shot for the magazine this week? If so, have it to me tonight.

POW MOTHERFUCKA POW COME UP OFF THAT CHAIN



WOOOOOOOOOOOO

You no showed and DQ'ed yourself into a championship battle - funded and aided by the bias Mike Wrecka who couldn't wait to see you face off again. You are a true pussy. I have no anger towards you. You are weak and feel the need to control others. I am uncontrollable. In real life I would have perhaps stabbed you up. Or stomped you out. Or some other heinous crime that would have jeopardized my freedom cause you simply deserved to be murdered senselessly and brutally, fore you are nothing. You have no heart. You are a coward. Please remember that every time you look at your fraudulent accomplishments.
@Vulgar, I will be crushing you on the sole of my tennis shoe when the time comes. Remember I've beaten you before, after you pulled a similar sleeze ball act

All I ask of you of now is finish him off and champ this league, for the integrity of the top tier.

We are counting on you.