Lold irl

This shits like the new beyonds eye puchline thread from 2009

steal from me? Ill break ya hands and make you squat on pencils
Youll learn the hard way, dont you ever touch my garden utensils

^ you're doing it wrong. the method's a cinch, though:
COD's the only time Rawn can hold weapons; akimbo.
MATTER FACT
i'm kinda saddened by your lack of lexical skill, bro.
i guess the steroid injections suggesting an ingrowth?
go eastbound. or down. find yourself a mexican widow
who mothered rawn having been finger-banged by a defective minnow.

blah.

Im a liar....gregory chrystal.

theres a bitch in reports Ive now *allegedly* crippled,
three punches, im an Xray technician- snuffed her out in the hospital like Gregory Chrystal

I'll steal a jet or a Pinto then let a few clips go. I'll never get pinched tho, I'm Gregory Chrystal.

This turned out way better than I ever expected the shit to, no Gregory Chrystal

lol bags wants attention so he thinks to himself "I'm just going to just say Rawn's a liar then type Gregory Chrystal. Look at me, I'm different. I'll eat Meth for some gristle"
LOL. What's funny is Bags is a bigger faggot than Gregory Chrystal

I killed a yeti w/ sticks, stones & Nephilim rib bones then brought my nephew a chimp home & rented a flip phone like Gregory Chrystal

I mix grenadine w/ Coke & a referee's big toe like Gregory Chrystal

I ate ketchup w/ shrimp & blended in egg yolks, but left it a bit cold because the temperature ring broke, I'm Gregory Chrystal

I'm lettin a bitch know like, "GET IN THIS SHIT, HO!".. professional pimp stroll like Gregory Chrystal

i wrote my elegy's intro
in seventy-six tro
-chaic symbols;
before i was ever in limbo:
I'M GREGORY CHRYSTAL!
forever be missed, yo.

Sticky this

Baldness traits already showing, shedding a thick coat of curly blond cracker hair. Gregory Chrystal.

gone

I use pistols heavily, arms reflecting on balance peep the missiles symmetry like Chrystal, Gregory .

Meet up with a heavenly pistol who gives head while she whistles and rubs my balls with a feather that tickles more gently than the hands of Gregory Chrystal.

my life's bad, i dont pull bitches/ work a job, yeah it's simple
ya'll told me to suck it up so i did..... http://i43.tinypic.com/1zn4ldz.jpg

Rawn kinda look like Chris Benoit