Topics are posted.. magazine will most likely be posted tomorrow night

@Kuja

Split probably had mistakenly forgot about your match, but I edited in a picture. Good luck.

Oh don't get me wrong, I will still crush them.

props to Keith and Split for puttin this together. looks dope

MAGAZINE NOW

Magazine is tonight.

nice i already consumed a lifetime quantity of alcohol at my tender age is that bad? But Hemingway drank right???? RIGHT??

Hemingway is rotting tho'. Right? RIGHT? Haha.

yea via bullet to the dome piece

guess who got shot in the dome piece? Jerome's niece, on her way home from Jones beach it's bugged......

@HelloKitty @pohfig

can you send me a verse you wrote? Im doing bios for all writers in place of match reviews for the first week, and i cant find your writing since netcees died

Please whats the topic? My phone browser doesnt let me see the image posted in the battle thread, so can someone tell me the topic in written form?

your pic is a 40 oz of Olde English on a table with some drank off the top, some glasses, and a post-it note that u cant read any of the writing on that's posted on the wall behind it

LOL good form split telling kat the pic in text....

lmao right

the glasses are eyeglasses, not drinking glasses btw. nerdy hipster ones. don't judge my topics

@King Keith I put myself into this week because Meth won't be showing... I figured that's a better idea than having @trap sign in if he only wants to do one week. I'll leave the final decision up to you, because I know you don't have a match-up at the moment either.

whatever we do, a new topic'll be needed
@Malachi so you know

That's fine. I wasn't going to battle week 1. Should I choose y'all topic? @Split

yes please

Done. Do the damn thing.

My Week 1 Predictions
 

My predictions, AKA bolding the names I've gotten to know so far and sleeping on the people I haven't gotten the chance to read. I'm going to try tagging some people, winners, and my most anticipated battle of the week, but if it doesn't work I'll probably rethink that for next week, anyways..

@dead man vs Killer Aries - I've liked what small amount I've read from Aries, however prior experience has taught me not to doubt all that is D
@Frank vs Mic Wrecka - I feel like as though I've read a piece from Mic Wrecka but I don't remember for sure. Franks a top tier talent, the odds are in your favor.
@cakecakecake vs Witty - I picture cake as the type guy who nairs his nipples and chest hair, that's something to keep in mind. Never read anything of Witty's but for whatever reason have maybe gotten the impression he could be a good writer or something. This could possibly have the makings for a close one, but I gotta go with what I know and give it to the swimmers mentality.
@Genocide vs @Orc - My personal most anticipated match of the week. I know Gen can write a fine topical piece, and although I haven't read a topical from Orc, what I have read from him has beem bomb. Not sure what to make of it but I'll be keeping my eye out for it to open up.
@TYSON vs Nigma - Good luck homie.
Matriarch vs Dystopian - I literally know nothing about either of these combatants.
Coup vs Zenland - I'm going with Zenland because I've had a piece of his and distinctly remember enjoying it. Don't believe I've read anything from Coup
Kuja vs @Rawn - Do not know much about Kuja, but as mentioned in me previous post, cake is a big fan of Rawns, and I respect his opinion. I'd bet on the red, white, and yellow clown rapist.
Innovator vs Objective - I'm sure I recognize the names, but can't recall enough about either to judge talent levels. I vote this battle will remain a draw for 3 weeks.
pohfig vs @Mr. Sinister - I'm voting for Mr Sinister so he'll still collab with me and because I know nothing about his opponent.
@Rayge vs Camp Bell - I'm pretty sure Rayge is an alias of someone I know off NC but no idea who. I'm gonna take a gamble and bet on him because of that.
@HelloKitty vs @bleak - Another battle I'm looking forward to. Not super familiar to either but I know they both get respect round hurrr.
Meth vs Malachi - Damn. I want to say here what I just said about the last battle, but it would look super tacky to copy and paste, so fuck. I'll just ramble and get the point across instead. I've had the pleasure of losing to Meth in a newbie battle tourney on NC but never. I just put a period midway through the previous sentence because I've remembered Meth isn't able to follow through with this battle and I think @Split might be taking his place. I've read some of Splits work but I expect Malachi to make this a good one.

Dope stuff, Nigma.