HAHAHA

Maybe they liked it.

Did u ask?

oh they loved it

that's just how they bonded

Drugs are good.

I can do a pretty decent Hitler impersonation.

You can sing mein hut der hat drei ecken

I see what you did there.



I will be snorting coke. Out of Oprah's ass. Through a gerbil tube. While simultaneously reciting Rick Ross ad libs.

Nah, Hitler wouldn't have sung that.

Also, that song sucks.

My hat, it has three corners.
Three corners has my hat.
And if it didn't have three corners,
it wouldn't be my hat.

^real?

Lmao best song ever.

It's catchy though

Certainly much more appropriate than any of the kids songs that are in English... All of them are about babies falling out of trees or the Black Plague or some shit

I can fight u w/ hands, Anthony

turn this into an nC fight club

I'm a good father... It's a lost art apparently...

It's like people are shocked when your in public and your baby smiles and is as polite as she knows how to be.

I can take opiates and vomit a half hour later, for fun we can line up some pill heads going through withdraw and see which one can find the Vicodin in the puke pile like digging up rawns nose during a challenge in the old nickelodeon game double dare

I can eat three Chipotle burritos in 7 minutes.

Well, I actually haven't done it since college, but I'd be willing to give it another shot for a chance at glory.

My nose will not be defiled like that again @Frank Metts

U will catch the ooze. U wild crazy kid u

It is though. My sister's kids don't have an authoritarian. Everyone is so shocked that a man of my stature, however, can have such well-behaved children. It hurts, yet I love the reaction at the same time.

I can snort percs...not a talent, just fun

I can do a strong Mike Wrecka impression.


For the next ten years I will attempt to perfectly emulate Genocide without a shred of personality or wit.
See u boys on the other side

lmao me and @MMLP can flip insane ammounts of beermats and catch them

pretty sure vids been posted here

So on your phone keyboard do you have to hitch hike in order for your thumbs to reach the FGH key area?