I've gone 3-4 months one time.

When I finally beat it, it wasn't even all that :(

In the words of a Taken quote..

Good luck..

fuck this

Lol

FUCK YOU!

Longest ever been was 3 weeks
It was like a hose when I released. Never again lol.

Nahhh

Real talk: If I go a week without releasing the valve, I wake up all gooey. I think my body just isn't used to storage.

I just saw one of those saucy Carls Jr. commercials where a hot bitch seductively eats a burger

AND BOY DID IT MAKE ME HUNGRY

Fig, don't put your dick in a burger.

Get married. Have all the sex you want.

But if you are going to put your dick in a burger, videotape it for the Internet.

To make it a real challenge you should watch porn and see how you hold up.

Hold up. That didn't sound right.

NSFW


















http://home.cogeco.ca/~jgilker3/Avatars/McPussy.JPG

Wat if ya fuck but jerk it ta bust on her face or summin? Do that count as fappin

Have a baby, work 40+ a week and get married ... You'll go months without a palm abortion and not even think about it ... I can't tell you the last time I white knuckled the main vein

I'll bust in my sleep after about 2 weeks of no ejaculation.. I'll wake up to myself cumming & just finish it off & go back to sleep.

Iono, I can't hold it for too long.. & that first nut isn't even that glorious tbh... but the SECOND NUT is spectacular for some reason.

I broke a record when I was like 12-13 in Gma's basement during the whole TRL/MTV explosion of the mid-late 90's.. Jenny McCarthy/Carmen Electra/Mariah Carey/Toni Braxton days.

I prolly came 50 times in a 24 hr. period, & my meat was florescent red & the glans was bleeding.. I was basically just shooting air.

I couldn't possibly cum that much these days.. I'd die.

Just watched Bella Donna......Fap Free Feb?

I don't understand why anyone would agree to this.

I may not do it over the next month, I don't know, I don't plan it, it is natural like pooping or pissing...if it needs to happen it will happen.

Stop trying to control my nut sack fig.

This board would be a disaster if everyone kept all that inside themselves.