damn, that's a successful blackout

one of my boys from college always would get that 'blackout gaze' in his eyes, but was always 100% functional, and would end up going off on his own, and waking up having lost like 600-800 dollars between bars and Harrahs

making any money while blacked out is clutch as fuck, well done sir

That shit is mindblowing having grown up in upstate newyork

I remember in 92 & 93 the snow was up to my chest

I blacked out once

after 15 shots of some nasty bourbon eww yucky

I saved a girl from getting raped or somethin, then I sucked on her boob

gewd time

I thought so but a fellow board member has since revealed that I am actually Scottish.

I know, it was a shock to me too.

Scottish people are ok tho...they have...skirts, and red hair...that's ok too, I can be Scottish if I have to be, I guess....


I hate being Scottish.

:(

Hello.

One time I found £20.

Hello Darryl

has life fucked you in the ass yet?

I'm jealous cuz u didn't take me j/k glad u had fun <3

that texting shit is so lucky man

i would have never thought of that, i wouldve drove off over the curb and been in jail today.

but yo its good to see you accumulating funds. i don't want that 100 dollars you're gonna owe me in a couple months affect you

I found 100 dollars once and spent it on ecstasy

umph

I blacked out once.
I was partying with my mate and his gf at a club in Sydney, pilling off our faces
THey asked me to come out to the car to snort some lines of speed, and the
after having the lines told me, "hey, we're going home to fuck" so I was like well
I'm not coming I've just snorted speed and I'm pilling off my face!
Went back to the club and drank shit loads, and shit loads talking to heaps of strangers.
Then its 6'oclock in the morning and I'm getting out of a cab at the beach??

Multiple times.

My flatulence is no longer audible.

+1 for highbrow buttsex/fart joke.

why is this in rhyme format r u rhyming

Hello Darth Yoda.

Sunday, brah.

Josh Gordon about to go offfffff


Barkevious Mingo is going to ruin Joe Flacco's day.

Joe Haden vs. an offense with only one real WR? oh no.