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Frank Metts 10-23-2013 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Badweather (Post 188390)
I'd kill you with kindness, Frank.

You already have niceweather

Joe Metts 10-23-2013 07:01 PM

Idk what id do but id win. 10 years ago you was the baddest dude on 800 block tho.

Fig 10-23-2013 07:04 PM

I would sneak up on you in public and give you a swift kick, right in the butt

then I'd run

StarFaggot 10-23-2013 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Metts (Post 188428)
Idk what id do but id win. 10 years ago you was the baddest dude on 800 block tho.

Yall would hug it out.

Frank Metts 10-23-2013 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero (Post 188389)
The jab would keep you honest. If you don't plan on throwing a standing punch you're in trouble unless you could somehow grab my arm but I'm entirely too quick. Any attempts at a takedown with me will fail as you will meet a flury of fist or a knee to the head. Kidney shots will certainly work on you any body shot would no matter the flub. So the jab and kicks to create space, footwork, then if you somehow got into my space and tried to wrestle I'd wiggle free then the ground game would include head shots.

I'm too strong for you to wiggle away and body shots win in the boxing ring not street fights ... It's like rope a dope you could dance around me all you want I'd watch and wait .. I'm patient .... Your still not even playing to a single weakness so try again

This isn't boxing nor is it mma, I made this thread because I can tell who has actually been in a fight just by some answers ... Most street fights don't stay vertical after the first punch is thrown or I should say the first punchis close enough to connect ...

Joe Metts 10-23-2013 07:22 PM

Obviously theres very few scenarios me and my brother would ever fight. It wasnt always like that tho.

Frank Metts 10-23-2013 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Metts (Post 188428)
Idk what id do but id win. 10 years ago you was the baddest dude on 800 block tho.

I would still beat that ass... But I'd never have too

Mike Wrecka 10-23-2013 07:25 PM

first punch im aiming at your nose /mouth region, I will be attempting to either break your nose or knock out your front teeth with that first shot. I will get an additional punch in that same area making a second attempt to break your nose or knock out your teeth. you will then grapple and take me down. land multiple punches ground a pound style. if I successfully get up I go in black out mode swinging haymaker after haymaker hockey fight style. you will do the same. it ends with us both worse the wear and we get a beer

Joe Metts 10-23-2013 07:25 PM

Nigga you without me is like harold melvin without the bluenotes..

YOU'LL NEVER GO PLATINUM.

Frank Metts 10-23-2013 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka (Post 188446)
first punch im aiming at your nose /mouth region, I will be attempting to either break your nose or knock out your front teeth with that first shot. I will get an additional punch in that same area making a second attempt to break your nose or knock out your teeth. you will then grapple and take me down. land multiple punches ground a pound style. if I successfully get up I go in black out mode swinging haymaker after haymaker hockey fight style. you will do the same. it ends with us both worse the wear and we get a beer

That's a real fight

StarFaggot 10-23-2013 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank Metts (Post 188442)
I'm too strong for you to wiggle away and body shots win in the boxing ring not street fights ... It's like rope a dope you could dance around me all you want I'd watch and wait .. I'm patient .... Your still not even playing to a single weakness so try again

This isn't boxing nor is it mma, I made this thread because I can tell who has actually been in a fight just by some answers ... Most street fights don't stay vertical after the first punch is thrown or I should say the first punchis close enough to connect ...

In my experience when two people agree to fight it's more or less boxing. If a confrontation occurs unexpectedly then it can get wild and sloppy.

I would skillfully box you in a street fight its as simple as that. Some legwork and kicks as well.. I'm skilled and have hand speed so the fact that you'd try to brawl it out lets me know how fast I'd put the paws on you. Your strength is no match for my hand speed and power plus you probably have no stamina plus you have a bad leg that I'd kick and you'd start heaving punches and trying to wrestle out of desperation and become exasperated.

No one here can match me..

Frank Metts 10-23-2013 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero (Post 188456)
In my experience when two people agree to fight it's more or less boxing. If a confrontation occurs unexpectedly then it can get wild and sloppy.

I would skillfully box you in a street fight its as simple as that. Some legwork and kicks as well.. I'm skilled and have hand speed so the fact that you'd try to brawl it out lets me know how fast I'd put the paws on you. Your strength is no match for my hand speed and power plus you probably have no stamina plus you have a bad leg that I'd kick and you'd start heaving punches and trying to wrestle out of desperation and become exasperated.

No one here can match me..

I like your enthusiasm I really do but I would break you in half... I'm not even trolling... It's just that simple

I don't care how fast you think you are or what you think you can do, I've caught faster and beaten more overly confident people into submission

We could even throw on some gloves if you wanted ... Last time I boxed a dude I knocked him through a closed sliding glass door with a left hook after dodging a right ... when he woke up 5 people were pulling glass shards out of his back ... And you know what he did he shook my hand and thanked me

True story my boy Johnny g was having a party and dudes was egging me to box this one dude who said he could knock anyone out , every time I boxed with a friend I'd hurt them so I didn't want to do it and told him that ... End results are always the same my friend, always

Frank Metts 10-23-2013 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Metts (Post 188447)
Nigga you without me is like harold melvin without the bluenotes..

YOU'LL NEVER GO PLATINUM.

But id still lay you flatinum

Greed 10-23-2013 07:46 PM

Joe would easily destroy frank.

StarFaggot 10-23-2013 07:48 PM

You can say what you would do at the end of the day I'm better than you and would beat the shit out of you. And I know this. Whether or not you believe it is irrelevant. If we ever cross paths we can meet with hands and then after you wake up from a 3 month coma you can log in to netcees and find out your account has been banned by me.

Ghost1 10-23-2013 07:48 PM

Aero is slowly becoming, Rawn Lite

StarFaggot 10-23-2013 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer (Post 188476)
Aero is slowly becoming, Rawn Lite

Aero's the G.O.A.T

We can meet with hands as well.

detour 10-23-2013 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank Metts (Post 188337)
I'm 6'1 and weigh 250 and am 32 years of age and I don't smoke, drink or use recreational drugs .. I'm Actually pretty solid, no Dunlap and the love handles are very minimal at this point ... but still a little gut ... If their was a between mesomorph and endomorph build I'd probably be categorized as that. I do not work out with weights but do Shaun T's insanity when I can

I'm pretty quick for my size, I'm left leg/foot and right arm/hand dominate but can throw hands accurately with both even taking a south paw stance sometimes during fisticuffs

I have formal training in wrestling no wwe, work in a physical environment and have only lost one fist fight since I started throwing hands and 4 wrestling matches in high school where I wrestled heavyweight ( 275 max weight ) and only weighed 215, I would weigh in with a jansport on eating a whopper. Usually when I'm victorious in a fight I leave a stamp like the wet bandits from home alone flooding houses they robbed ...this is completely psychological so one never forgets his ass whopping.. We can discuss these at a later date

Please note I have had two acl replacements, a broken collarbone, a boxers fracture to my right 4th metacarpal twice the second also broke the growth plate in my 3rd metacarpal, nine separate broken fingers,a hairline fracture in my tibia, 2 diagnosed grade 2 concussions but probably many more undiagnosed ones a dislocated right shoulder and torn rotator cuff, one of my front teeth are false and my left orbital bone has had a bad fracture which led to my eye partially out of socket and have cut off half of the tip of my right hand middle finger. I have only had stitches as an infant, after surgeries and for my middle finger tip which still has no feeling in it .. I've only had two black eyes my whole life one from the orbital bone incident the other from a sucker punch the only injuries coming from fighting was one of the boxers breaks.

Now mount your attack and beat the shit out of me for a good reason

All info above is factual... And I expect fact based attacks


Also note I literally just almost died from a bacterial infection known as sepsis and still have a painful bout of cellulitis in my dominate leg, you may use this to your advantage

first things I factor are ur obvious advantages in size an reach...I take the wrestling training into account as well, but I've done martial arts of varying styles for over 20 years so I'm not too worried about that outside of just being aware u will likely go for the scoop if it's presented...

I fight southpaw but I'm right handed an I expect with my size an training to have a solid advantage in speed an agility...also, my lower center of gravity will make it harder for u to go for the shoot, but my lighter weight will make it easier for u to bare strength lift me...

thus, assuming I can't blindside u cuz we are squaring off, I would start with the lead hand fake jab with a strong left hook immediately on top of it...however, that is also a fake, as my first blow is the front heel kick to the solar plexus...depending on ur stance, if it's more compact, I would go different route...

if to the solar plexus, I follow immediately with a right Thai kick a few inches above the bend of ur knee, grab ur throat with my left hand an push up an in with an immediate upwards out tearing motion to fracture the trachea...u will likely, if I'm not completely successful, scoop my left leg an take me down to the pavement...but anticipating this, I roll left to pull my leg from under u an complete a full 360 body turn...coming out of this u will probably be looking for me to kick an try to either offensively trap a leg or defensively cover up...either way, I kick my legs out behind me an drop full force into the back of ur neck (the mastoid process actually, just off to the side) with a knife hand psiform chop...this is followed by a knee directly to the crown as ur body jolts from the nerve strike...a few more psiform strikes to the mastoid process an it's beyond over...

if I ur in a more compact stance, I palm check ur lead hand an swing an overly wide hook full force with the other hand...I fully expect u to see this coming, I want u too actually...if u block it I follow with a knee strike to ur floating rob with the same side leg as I threw the hook then an uppercut from the other hand that I palm checked with originally...then to the throat tear...if u try to duck the hook I anticipate the counter shot an duck that in similar fashion an give u the reverse psiform chop with the immediate hook style psiform chop in tandem, both aimed at the exposed segment of the pneumogastric nerve in the side of ur neck...a knee strike to the charlie horse spot on ur mid thigh should bring u down a couple feet then I hook ur arm (I.e., I'm on ur right side, the knee is delivered from my left leg, I hook my right arm thru the front of ur right armpit) an I cinch it in tight as I spin down an to my left, getting under ur center of gravity an hook throw u over my shoulder...but instead of landing u on ur back, I rise up as I wheel u over then drop immediately to one knee while ur vertical so as to bring u down on ur skull...fight over...

if u go for a straight counter shot when I throw that wide left, I'm already keeping my chin well tucked, plus the palm check puts u in a bad angle to straight counter...so I'm just turning into my left an following the palm check with a defensive motion to cover my face as I slip left...I may take a glancing blow, but I can come underneath that with a full pivot left corkscrew hook to the backside of ur floating rib an a left knee to the MCL just above the bend in ur knee...throat grab with the right hand an we're done...

#gameover

Ghost1 10-23-2013 07:52 PM

Oh lawd.

I think ive experienced too much internet for today.

Frank Metts 10-23-2013 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Greed (Post 188471)
Joe would easily destroy frank.

Idk last time he was trying to choke/fight my dad I gave him an over hand right that had him sitting on the bottom stairs of the basement in are older house with his head between his legs for a some time

It is literally the only time I have ever hit my brother and it was more instinctive then anything ... Kind of wish I wouldn't of hit him because to this day I feel like I could of just grabbed him and got him away from my dad and calmed him down. I don't even remember why they were at each other's throats he was a teen so it was probably something stupid

I guess I should note I was prob 21 and he was maybe 17-18 I think so some things have changed lol


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