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Rawn MD 10-11-2013 01:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dominate (Post 175672)
Poops are a pretty consistent once-a-day affair (on average) for your whole life

So the question really boils down to this:

Does puberty make up for the periods of no boners you experience as a child and as a senior?


I think poops win, but it's close
Qfe

Certain 10-11-2013 01:44 AM
Here's the important question: Are we counting semi-erections? I don't get full-on hard very often, only if I'm about to have sex, jerking off or in a completely inappropriate place while having thoughts about how naughty that coworker would be in bed.

Fig 10-11-2013 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Certain (Post 175773)
Here's the important question: Are we counting semi-erections? I don't get full-on hard very often, only if I'm about to have sex, jerking off or in a completely inappropriate place while having thoughts about how naughty that coworker would be in bed.
I cleared this up earlier in the thread, cmon now

if you got on some loose basketball shorts, and the teacher calls you to the front of the class, would you be comfortable. If not, then it's too much

Neighbor 10-11-2013 01:50 AM
This discussion has spiraled out of control

I'm summoning Cthulhu to thread for imminent destruction

Fig 10-11-2013 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Outlaw (Post 175775)
This discussion has spiraled out of control

I'm summoning Cthulhu to thread for imminent destruction
Go back to your beard thread buddy

men are talking... about poo, and weiners

Certain 10-11-2013 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Fig (Post 175774)
I cleared this up earlier in the thread, cmon now

if you got on some loose basketball shorts, and the teacher calls you to the front of the class, would you be comfortable. If not, then it's too much
Wear pants like an adult.

Fig 10-11-2013 01:59 AM
Or assless chaps

like a fucking God

Fart 10-11-2013 02:54 AM
http://cdn.meme.li/instances/32273711.jpg

El Muffin 10-11-2013 02:57 AM
Thefuuuuck. Dat eyeball

Hush 10-11-2013 11:35 AM
Lmaooo

Fig top 10 right now

anime_boners 10-11-2013 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dominate (Post 175672)
Poops are a pretty consistent once-a-day affair (on average) for your whole life

So the question really boils down to this:

Does puberty make up for the periods of no boners you experience as a child and as a senior?


I think poops win, but it's close
Infants can get boners though..

but also, I turd it up like 2 times a day... so Iono.. it is very close..

Fart 10-11-2013 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by anime_boners (Post 175999)
Infants can get boners though..
........................................what

anime_boners 10-11-2013 11:45 AM
trust me.. changing my son's diapers I've encountered it..

usually I'd just be like. fold that shit back up let him get regular.. give him some privacy lol.. but it definitely can happen.

Ghost1 10-11-2013 11:49 AM
I feel like u get alot more boners in ur teen to 50s

But u shit like crazy for the first few years of life......consistently till u cant get boners anymore.....then u shit like crazy again....hence diapers again


Shits win

Fig 10-11-2013 11:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anime_boners (Post 175999)
Infants can get boners though..

but also, I turd it up like 2 times a day... so Iono.. it is very close..
Yeah like, once a month maybe if it's midnight and those girl gone wild commercials are on

anime_boners 10-11-2013 12:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer (Post 176005)
I feel like u get alot more boners in ur teen to 50s

But u shit like crazy for the first few years of life......consistently till u cant get boners anymore.....then u shit like crazy again....hence diapers again


Shits win
the circle of life

Certain 10-11-2013 01:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fig (Post 176009)
Yeah like, once a month maybe if it's midnight and those girl gone wild commercials are on
It's actually the breast pump infomercials.

REAL LIFE 10-11-2013 01:30 PM
HUMAN MALES WILL HAVE A FAR GREATER NUMBER OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS IN ME. STOP LYING ABOUT NUMBER OF ERECTIONS YOU GET IN ME.

Malachi 10-11-2013 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fig (Post 176009)
Yeah like, once a month maybe if it's midnight and those girl gone wild commercials are on
This brought me back

Fig 10-11-2013 03:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by REAL LIFE (Post 176061)
HUMAN MALES WILL HAVE A FAR GREATER NUMBER OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS IN ME. STOP LYING ABOUT NUMBER OF ERECTIONS YOU GET IN ME.
I get so many boners in you, and you know there's no reason to lie

in fact, I have a boner in you... right now


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