You are the Archie Comics of text. Nobody reads you unless we're in the white trash section of a grocery store line. And your biceps are generic.

hurry, i think geoge bush just took two shits in one day. that signals to joseph biden to place his spoon on his lap, indicating to obama he should let boehner take over the world.

I REPEAT, GEORGE BUSH HAS JUST TAKEN HIS SECOND SHIT. AVY=BLACK

You're going to be the grizzly ex-military vet played as a Slumdog Millionaire extra in a B-movie directed my M. Night Shyamalan regarding a K-Mart scandal 10 years from now.

pancake

I hate everything about you even though I only know one thing about you, which is that you're a faggot


I think you're the equivalent of what shit would be in a parallel universe. Piss colored vomit that has maggot larva inside of it

I think you're the worst white person I could ever imagine reskinned in black. You're a white trash black.

I fucking hate this thread so bad right now

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I HATE YOU NIGGA!!!!

Wise portland sucks. I've lived there. I'm srs. No one there is unique or cool there. They're just losers who don't know better.

first funny post of the thread.

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your floors are littered with empty pill bottles and 5 hour energy drink shots. Your mint condition collection of Arnold's early body building competitions sit 12:15 to you at all times. The last time your male enhancement subscription got canceled, you busted all the blood vessels in your eyes from the tears

pancake is built like johnny bravo. When sneezes his knees shake

Pancake, I did not/still don't think your hipster piece should of been hof'd. I've seen pics of where you're from and of you. I didn't look at them very long at all.

LMFAO!

I was in KFC and damn near spat out my chicken reading that. Gonna sig that rofl.

What a stupid thread. Only a cock sucking, steroid using, kangaroo pouch living bitch would make a thread like this.

BUMP


FAGGOTS.

Masaii. No one cares how much you can shrug.

Split.

Have you ever seen a clitoris?? No? Kthnxnext.

Masaii, you bit every encounter youve had with women directly from reddit, just like every other aspect f your boarding career

"I fucked some dumb skunk. Dumb whore didn't tell me she was a slut. Fucked like 30 more dudes than girls I claim to fuck in a month. She hogged the covers and was mean"


U are the omega male

Ive never even been on reddit? (will check it tho)

My stories r benjamins son

I dont know anything about your personal life cause you are that guy who never posts anything about himself on the interwebz cause he is a shook puss. SO IM JUST GONNA CALL YOU A FAGGOT, FAGGOT.