lmfao

Done.

Lmao don't bro. It means nothing to me. The trend being picked up by everybody is aggravating but that's it. I'm not much of a shit talker never have but been a hand thrower. But in this e-world it means nothing. So do your thang its not your fault I don't have 50 plus years of boarding experience.

Was it the suction cup kind?

Me n my ex(blk chick) fucked in her moms room.. We started just goin thru her dresser n I found this purple dildo

Anyways.. I dp'ed her n put it back just like that when we was done

Don't think her mom found out

Bwahahaha no wonder you like white women wtf?!

I love a white ho with black dildo or with dildo w the bunny ears means she's ready to take a pounding.

Lol @ Strikta being threatened by black

Know a troll when u see 1 man.

Sheesh lol

This might seem like the gayest thing I have ever posted on the net... But.... While y'all say that you've found dildos here and there in your mothers/GF's room etc. I have actually owned a black dildo myself a few years back.

Edit: I feel like I have to explain this. Me and my girl at the time went to this porn shop a few years back to buy lube cuz some chicks be like that. Then when we get to the counter and I pay for the shit the clerklady picks up a black vibrator and says: ''There's a campaign going that you get a free vibrator when you buy lube.'' I was 19 or 20 at the time and didn't know wtf to say to her in case my girl wanted it (I mean.. I jerk off, so why shouldn't she have fun when I'm not around? And it's free, so what the hell, right?), not my first time in a porn shop but for sure the first time I buy something there so it couldn't have been more awkward for me. I looked at my girl and she says; ''yeah man, take it with you.'' So I do. We played around with it in bed afterwards and she seemed to like it. However, she lived with her parents and refused to take it with her due to that and using her words; ''You paid for it so you should take care of it, technically it's yours'' while having a fucking evil smirk on her face. So I had that thing in my drawer until we broke up and I finally got rid of it. But there you have it, I've owned a fucking black dildo.

lmao my girls is transparent green

does this mean she's only with me for my money?

No

It means u can't make her cum

...wut.

quite the contrary, actually, it just a toy for in the bedroom i'll use on her occasionally

only someone insecure would think that

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL post of the week

Fucking deaddd.

THIS IS IRONIC COMING FROM YOU. STOP LYING.

Man u got to be the worst fucking alias acct ever.

Such a terrible fucking boarder.. just gtfoh man.

Find another message board to frequent & leave us the fuck alone over here, V.

U stink, fella.

GO AWAY. BYE.

Exactly

if it's brown she does anal.

and is a dirty bitch who doesn't clean her dildo

My wife doesn't own a dildo ... take it for what its worth

True story

I use to have one of those vibrating cock rings you put on and it turns your dick into a vibrator for your girl. Anyway long story short, used it twice on two different girls without washing it in between. Lol.

U nasty fuck