reminds me of a Cam skit off of Purple Haze

"yo whats good ma"

"yo wassup killa whats goin on"

"aint nuttin bout to slide outta town you comin"

"aight where we going?"

"look ma I'm sayin I'm not tryna get into all of that you coming or what"

"but I got kids killa I can't leave my kids killa what about my kids?"

"man FUCK YOUR KIDS IS YOU COMING OR NOT"

"hell yeah I'm goin"

"aight get in bitch"

"hell yeah they grandma can watch dem"

lmao

I would tell her straight up... no kids.

Let's find a sitter & go out.

Right?

damn simping aint easy. If you have a beer with this chick you better pour it out on her

Or in ur case, pretend its ur kid an bleed u for every dime u have,
I hope u go thhru an asked the bitch to chill an she says yea an the when the day comes u get dressed in a suit an she picks u up brings uto a park real deep in the woods an starts to kiss u then stops an says close ur eyes as u do a bat rips thru the window hits u in the face an a group of guys rip u out the car start to stomp u like a young buck video takin ur money an clothes rthen they start cutin u all over atleast 150 cuts an the tie u down an all piss on u together laughin then take a bag or salt n dump it on the cuts an rub it in, n right before they leave rthe girl takes a shit on ur chest an says ur baby mam u raped that one drunkin night on ur beat up ikea couch set u up FAGGOT

Um. Bros.

I think this is jot the mom i thought it was. I.think this is a different mom?

Ah not.good.

Loooooooool

sounds like the perfect opportunity for a threesome. with the mom u meant to next, not the baby daddy

he speaks....
 

what she's a freak? what you mean?

Bags u a wild dude yo.

No like literally........ i had 12 moms numbers

And i dint really kno their names like that

I think i texted the wrong one......

Funny shit

Women talk Anthony, you couldve ruined your chance with all of them. Lmao you fucking deviant.

Whoever she is shes still talking to me?

But about sum bullshit.

Im finna text all these hoes.

I'd ask why she led you on in the first place?

What a cunt. I hate women that do that. Jeeze! Total hoe!

she wouldnt have told you she doesnt get out much if you didnt pique her interest. also shaming her baby's daddy telling you that.

she wants the d

prob not worth it tho bags

This alters my perception of you rather radically.

That's the spirit

tell her u txt battle and let her choose

Take her to the strip and slip something @Natural in her drink.

Fucking cakewalk, brobro.

Yolo