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Maybe the heat hit him like thunder, in hallways seeing loverbirds
at the junior high where he would spot the cutest guy and wonder,
would my hands fit in replacement for the blondey he's embracing?
These were pipe dreams meth was chasing, but a glass dick was his buzzword.
He dressed in fruity outfits to shield him from the crowd so real,
afraid that if he stripped from them he'd slip on the banana peels
His hair color plagued him, the kids would call him fire crotch
but what they didnt know is his privates burned for some jr higher cock
Meth looked for some sort of outlet, so the fatty found the oven
and while he cooked, he got to brown some meat, and boy did he love it.
Now our gingersnap is confident and proud of what he is;
A faggot mod who couldnt mod a thing if it aint dick

Open for votes

Ill post links later when we have a write night

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Originally Posted by Certain (Post 154668)

The girls used to call him quiet but nice, the choir-boy type,
who never came at them with tired ol' lines.
They liked him, and he would smile and nod in the halls.
The other boys despised him as odd with no balls.
But they didn't understand. Really, he didn't, either.
So every time he felt it move in the locker room, he hid his peter.
And every time Brad Jones, the quarterback for the team
walked past him, he'd flash a quick glimpse at the back of his jeans.
Meth told himself he was admiring Brad's physical fitness
but his penis was rigid in twitches and he knew he'd hit it in an instant.
It was time. Meth couldn't pretend any longer.
He wanted to sharpen his pencil and schlong in some men who could flog him.
This dude's a homo. There's no way around it.
The truth was almost as obvious as his youthful boners, a gay endowment.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, though, right?
Well, there wasn't until that cold night
when young Meth made a pass at Brad's hole, tight.
See Meth tried to stick it in during showers after swimming
and the rest of the football team didn't cower to his sinning.
So Meth found himself tied up to the water tower with no linens
and no one to help because the whole town had heard the witness.
This dude's a homo, so now he's trying to reconcile his habits
by moderating a message board and calling people "faggots."
But he'll always know the truth, that he likes men and asses,
and even with no friends in classes, he still hopes to find an end to ravage.

bitten from Tyson's dream journal

Unfortunately this battle follows house rules, which means no biting

with the evidence split has posted I think we know what is to be done

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Originally Posted by Split Eight (Post 154684)

bitten from Tyson's dream journal

False. Tyson's dream journals are no-shows.

@namix for the in depth vote

Alright

V/certain

that being said...

Lmfao @Meth

vote faggot!!!

@PancakeBrah @Split Eight @Zenland @Frank Metts @Innovator @Objective @Witty @Nigma @Genocide @Mike Wrecka @Darth Yoda @fucking everyone

This write Night needs votes please.

1-0 Certain is EDGING

I don't think this is official lol

lol when did this happen. Btw we should do a Write Night IV tonight.

But I gots to go with Certain on this one. He emphasized gayness in greater detail.

Zens vote doesn't count because he's dead to me

And word up on a write Night tonight. Maybe within the hour?

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Originally Posted by Fig (Post 181371)

Zens vote doesn't count because he's dead to me

And word up on a write Night tonight. Maybe within the hour?

MAYBE WITHIN THE SHUT UP.

Write Week #3 is going down tomorrow.

IT'S GOING DOWN.

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Originally Posted by Zenland (Post 181372)

Maybe if you could comprehend the complex metaphors I was throwing out there you'd actually vote correctly, which is a vote for me, the winner

THE NEXT WN WOULD BE III U PEONS

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah (Post 181374)

MAYBE WITHIN THE SHUT UP.

Write Week #3 is going down tomorrow.

IT'S GOING DOWN.

Write weeks were a good idea until they STOPPED EXISTING CAKE.

We should still get the WN going though

Someone take responsibility and run this tournament that will last a fucking hour.

2-0 me. We need more votes!

Also, I'm down to run Write Night IV if you're declaring me the winner of Write Night III.