Ur mother looked you dead in the eye,
Then named you DAVE, destined to be a regular guy

this Brit can't fight, i'm killin this fairy
told em put your dukes up he posted pics of William & Harry

Imagine thinking what a lady must crave
But now she's just there like 'oh yes fuck me DAVE'

Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave
Your name is Dave. Dave Dave Dave Dave

Dave? DAVE?! lookin like a white Osama
only dope British rapper w/ that name released Psychodrama

What rhymes with Davidy-Dave?

I’ll have dave cabinet home looking in there for something to commit suicide with

Nah it should be

Ill have Dave Daving it Dave
Looking for a Dave to Dave Dave Daveing Dave Dave

You're not one of those republican Dave loyalists are you?

Not as much Dave as usual. Can't really fuck w this tbh

To be real though, you've really only been a devil's advocate, which i thoroughly appreciate, and you are somewhat good at it.

However the problem arises where i don't take advice from spectators with zero credentials. That's you. If Fracture or UserName said this to me I'd consider it, but you're a nothing. I'm open to suggestion and your insults are a hard 5/10, but you really have nothing to back them up.

thought this one was decent, if that helps

i see you took my advice on shortening them

I've never took advice from my own father.

If anyone finds him, let me know, but I'm doing just fine.

Why you call urself @kungfugrip tho.

Always wondered that

It sounded cool in 2006, WHITE EARL

Lmaoooo

Tbh the dopest name on this is nasif or froshkiller jones

Are you weirdos kidding me



You crawl out from beneath your benzos a decade and a half later to do the same shit lmaooooooo



Shrug