Sounds like ya speaking from experience or is that how you got out of jail quick... just showed everyone ya talent

Kung mumbles his championship UPN verses with a dick in his mouth just for a few extra bucks it’s the symphonics of this shit...

Then he calls it therapy

'We got him guys. We fuckin got him. Now let's bring the gas station bathroom blowjob bandit to justice.'

Ouch is like 'i am legally blind. Pimp squad hold it down'

How many times have you hummed your UPN battle verse while Fracs zebra half white half black dick was in your mouth?

Zero

I can say that with 100 percent confidence

How many times has a fresh faced detective tweezered one of your pubes off the floor of a Texaco gas station amd examined it with a magnifying glass from Michigan to Pennsylvania hot on the trail of the TRUCK STOP BLOWJOB BANDIT the most prolific serial fellator of our generation

Well they used to call me the Shell bathroom semen swindler, change names up on me but they’ll never catch me...

But yeah write some funny shit I know you can, in real talk I never like ‘followed’ you or anything but the battles that I read when I saw Kung might half suck, but the rest of it is going to be funny as hell and win it.

NCs really building steam. Kung, Ouch, Andy Gump and Geno keeping the dream alive.

All dull boy is talk shit.... well actually he did that league.... didn’t see how it was run but dope idea... done more for this than I have.... well other than the fact I can write and people will read ir

I talk shit well ok

This site was boring before me

Pussies