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Boy fuck is u thinking
Ur wife got the face of a bitch who’d eat a raw angler fish without blinking |
U a ghetto Luigi & she got the face of Mario with a fade & shave
A ratchet barrio creature, look like she get Brazilians with a razorblade But I’ll let her be, gettin scared cus I know she’d defeat me If she snaps it’s over, she built head to toe like Thanos with a cheap weave |
U big as a barn and softer than yarn. One uppercut send U goodnight
Couldn’t weave a punch so ur face getting sewn up after the fight Spending ya nights eating cheetos on the pc first person shootin Game over ; u look like duke nukem overdosing on too much gluten |
Pardon me, but that hog gettin filled with bullets it’s a party g
Duke Nukem ya wife for lookin like Pigcop overdosing on menthols & cardi b |
Ya bitch built like a Harley .. I wouldn’t even throat the dike
U been riding that old hog full throttle and never seen a motor bike One accident in oral sex and u might murder the dame Last time u dropped a few lbs ya gut fell on her head during brains |
Fuc a Harley ur girl built like a caddy, room for the whole hood slime
If u told her the forine was outside, she’d say to bring him in for a good time It’s all love tho. My girl fat, urs jaw an anvil. It’s all been said Y’all a match made in heaven, u got an inflated ego & the block call her big head |
Ya wife look like hodor in drag and your pure fag
They call the bitch Ego cuz she the size of a planet like star lords dad I jump in the forine with a dime worth adoring U at a gang bang getting cucked for pennies she sticking all four in |
Ur ego a defense mechanism, over time it slipped
Star Lords dad left him to be star dust, urs left u to rail lines of it The science is off, that anatomy is goin south My wife could handle 3 Max all holes, ur can fit four in just her mouth |
The joke was her pussys wide as her gut.. u geekin out
If u gonna keep posting ass at least be like spree and make it count I’m telling this lame facts Far as rail lines ur bitch suck dick for Arby’s down by the train tracks |
I can wine & her, Arby’s is fairly odd & nowhere we eating in
She gets dressed in red for 4 star dates, urs turns into the Crimson Chin |
Nigga u mental
U dressed in red wit a crimson chin ... u eat the fat bitch on her menstrual Mentioned how u wine her and not dine her...I don’t wana ask ... Guess u gotta be drunk to hit it and feeding hers an impossible task |
Ur wife anything but a chick
U can’t get menstrual blood in ur mouth from suckin dick Ur life a typo so don’t play that If I mention the dine her it’s the one ur wife makes minimum wage at |
You used a diner wp
Nigga u wack I don’t gotta rhyme that |
Fuck a multi dawg I’m tuff with words
I didn’t rhyme was my excuse for losin to Frac, the fuck is yours Who needs proper English, concepts I got mad of those U ain’t hoppin in the streets, your bride is just a battletoad |
I was robbed in a close battle but you died in a sweep
We both lost to the nigga but what’s ur excuse for crying for weeks Ok I married a frog but ur bitch big as a wagon Eat a whole Komodo in 8 bytes .. she got 2 chins and they double dragon |
Ur girl got a great metabolism, vs tacos she establishin wins
Everytime she start to get a second chin it becomes a vanishing twin How to train a hoe, double dragon is right on the nose I can’t tell if ur girl look like Barf or Belch but she makes me do both |
Can’t talk cuz ya Mrs ugly as fuck an a slut.. prolly fucking ur brother
Nickname that pussy depression .. everyone u know been thru it at one time or another So say excuse me around me or get bitch slapped If I pass gas it’s kerosine all over your porch then a lit match |
Depression? Let me do Des idea justice, ur wife bowsers apprentice
Idk what’s a greater impression, her Leno or the one she leaves at the dentist U think my girl been through a lot? Listen to me... I got a confession, the block be in your wife box religiously |
u on Des dick doing shit he flipped before
I don’t know much abt king koopa but when ur wife bowser stomach hit the floor |
Underbite cuttin dick, ur girl on the floor suckin no roomba
Coke whore, she an easy jump on bricks and looks like a goomba |
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