Put u to sleep wit one jab u fuxkin pipsqueak
Ima keep the story short .. stop tellin tall tales of u over 6 feet
Ass mouth or pussy she let me beat free
Horrible dental hygiene . Got 30 cavities and I been in atleast 3

pussy plz. like ur dirty retarded lookin ass kid don’t got wooden teeth
i dunno ur view on parenting, but it sure ain’t gonna be above my knee
truly you’re scum.. hope your life ends when viewing ur son
& the first Neo-natal appointment only reveals that you ain’t The One

Woulda coulda shoulda ... pussy I’m here to call your bluff
Dunno abt wooden teeth but I saw ur wife an knew I wooden fuck
Bitch u ain’t shit
Married a prostitute she was pulling January April and matrix

ur wife keep abortion clinic wards in business. oughta kick the kid inside her
bitch been up the spout n flushed back out more times than Itsy Bitsy Spider
she always placenta of attention. her fave film prolly The Terminator
fuck the babybump. feed ur sonogram at the ultrasound n do the world a favour

My kids are my world . Lose one and my life at a standstill
I’m at the sonogram wit fam ... ur son a gram of pus and blood in a landfill
U ain’t need planned parenthood.. the irony is fucking wild
Funny u turned catholic after god decided u ain’t fit for another child

now who hurt in their feelings? u a POS father tryna turn it on me
if ur kids mean the world to u, it’s cuz both better off w/o u around permanently
this stillbirth shit just cheap shock value tactics and nobody cares
ur only fit for a child cuz Baby Gap produced every item of clothing you wear

@Hush

U should think before u type or attempting to speak
Baby gap sponsored her smile .. she has one between every one of her teeth
Seperation or suicide cuz u Would be better off yourself
Divorce lawyer wit her like ... before u stay wit him u better off yourself

speech impediment freak talmbout attempting to speak? bitch fix ur lisp
cuz sorry seem to be the hardest word... til you find out Statistician exists
think of ur kid. retarded mom n a drug using dad’s wayward habits
if u really want whats best for ur child, I’ll pay for its termination faggot

Wish I could visit ya son and piss on the lil faggots Tomb
ironic ur names baron mynd and ya bitch got a barren womb
All bad habits eventually get discovered
Its awkward when ya child find ya rape porn collection & they Star his mother

pray that fetal error u call ur unborn dies before this worse for u
faggot need water wings, a snorkel & step ladder just to join ur wife in the birthing pool
imma snatch ur unborn by its tiny ass legs n swing straight for the bleachers
ur bitch 3 months gone an showing. it’s been 30 years n ur dad still ain’t make an appearance

Got ur homie ghostwriting huh ... I got his style peg’d
U can get @Flow to help but he couldn’t do shit when ur baby did that down ur wife’s leg
Talent pool , car pool , whirl pool what’s the difference shits the same
U spent a decade selling hot tubs an it boiled over when ur son went down the drain

Consensus

Judge quotes

Wow. 29 drops. Definite props to both guys here, because this is exactly what folks should be doing in this league. Fun as hell to read.

Diablo had a couple head-scratchers. Each guy also went to the well too often with certain topics.

Hush won because he had less low points. A couple of Diablo’s punches didn’t hit for me at all, and it seemed like he stretched a few too many concepts

Hush won pound for pound here he rarely had a slip up. Lars tried to do a little too much sometimes

What sets them apart the most is how much I loved some of Hush’s ENTIRE retorts

The original Bugs Life and Frodo lines were good on their own, but the fact that Hush flipped them better and continued to do that on a repeated basis really sealed the deal

This started slow with a few early whiffs from both until that first exchange quoted above. I liked Lars' ese/cliffnote opener, I must say. In the end Lars had a few moments where he maybe tried to do too much, or just botched a good concept so badly that it gave Hush enough room to take a decent advantage in the battle. It was closer than I thought it would be when I first read through it, but Lars really did hold his own and it's a shame he decided to sign out as he could've caused some problems for some.

Verdict

All 5 judges thought Lars held his own, but in the end Hush won it convincingly.

5-0 Hush wins