lol no @Certain

tigers are not bears, they are far more curious and keen
it will devour u

this is what they say to do if ur being stalked by a mountain lion (mountain lion not tiger): extend ur arms out, spread ur legs, look as big as possible, act fearless, throw rocks and yell...do not act like easy prey and do not attempt to run bc that will turn on predator/prey response

So then spraying an uzi in the air instead of at the tiger might work?

shooting the uzi would b good period

at the tiger, even better

If you hit it without killing it, then it's definitely going to come after you.

nah - as long as ur not easy prey

they are opportunist like most other apex predators

and curious like other cats

u hit it now they aint curious and the opportunity is diminished

You're at most 30 feet from a fucking tiger. You hit it in the leg with a bullet. It's coming after you on survival instincts alone. It's already going to be on edge because it's in a 30-by-30 cage.

lol yeah i forgot how small the enclosure is

tbh its coming after u regardless

they are territorial as fuck

Fuck this whole scenario imo. You hear about that hot blonde in Cali who worked at that cat zoo? Snapped her neck in less than a second. Fuck that. Especially with a fucking Uzi? Maybe a shotty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxwrbIUwTfo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG6rmANsZxA

an uzi has at least 30 bullets right

it can fire them all in like 2 seconds tops

ima fill that tiger with more holes than it knows what to do with. not an elephant tranquiliser. that shits a dart. an uzi shoots what like 9mm rounds? im eating that tiger anywhere i hit. tearing apart ligaments and murking the fuck out of it

Tigers have ridiculously thick skin. Your only hope is hitting it in the brain somehow, probably through the eye.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0bZuy5rmFE

vs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MUAOStqrCc

Make dat tiger suck my tonio.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY55s_65ovA

vote- team people

i think by the time u got the uzi up n even roughly aimed ud b mauled

That's an important part of the scenario. Do you get to get yourself settled and find some bearings in the cage before the tiger is unleashed? Does the tiger? I mean, if this is literally a case where you and the tiger are both shoved into the cage together, it's going to be on top of you way before you can react. But if you have time to aim and position yourself well, then maybe you get off accurate-enough shots to survive.

also are there physical barriers in the cage to like duck behind n block off..

cuz if its a str8 open area tiger is to agile to b accurate imo

but on the real i still feel even if u painted the tiger

if it was fully engaged without a str8 headshot

u goin get got

it may die after

but u goin die first

animals register pain diff than humans

a bullet to the brain is a bullet to the brain