Nobody wishes they were a bachelor


Not even bachelors




Girls don’t cum from dry humping btw

Don't ever fucking question me, I will hurt you.

You're fucking dumb.

You gonna fly to America?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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a man who is not and has never been married

That’s by choice, faggot. Unlike you.

Keep beating off, dead beat.

Lolol

Keep not getting pussy from your manly wife.

My guy, my wife > any dirty bitch you dry hump for 7 hours.

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Your "manly" ass wife got a double chin and a large clit that look like a baby dick. Foh.

Bitch I'm (definitely NOT "dry") humping is like the baddest chick i ever seen. If i posted her measurements yall would be like "how?"

I told yall about this girl. She black/samoan, im 5'10 she like barely under 6'. Pretty as FUCK, thick as HELL. i swear... I was more turned on grinding on that immaculately soft yet firm booty than in my entire life.

You don’t get to win the dry hump marathon , go home beat off, make a thread then call me dumb.



The logistics are off there

For shits and giggles explain to me how the came from “grinding” with clothes on


Pls

Did you take ur mask off?.thats why

Clit stimulation with my dick, retard. Bitch nutted on my fucking pants.

What’s her measurements? Eddie is 6in

This dude is going through psychosis.

Must be off his meds.

Lmao


This thread keeps on giving

Wtf @ Finny, she was just tryna see how desperate and mature you were. Patience usually leads to reg pussy action and booty calls. The dry humping stuff is just to see/feel out what the other person is like in bed, what they like/dont like, How pushy they are, show and no touch shit, but sexy and tasteful to build a foundation outside of fucking relationship wise. If you like her it's a plus she's taking it seriously, who cares about 1 sexless time if it leads to consistent freaky shit in the future? Yet you blew off on her like she fucked with you beyond redemption cus ur thirsty af. Jeez, I feel bad for the girl, lol.

Read the thread.

I liked that she wanted to wait. It just was PHYSICALLY uncomfortable.

it's slightly weird to me that finny types like he's the only one getting sex because he's the only one who types about sex though it's mostly about how he is not getting sex.

i mean...

...huh?