W2 receipts tho?

STOOPID DUMMY ASS BOY

budget for the pic for my new company is 8 MILL YOU STOOPID BITCH

legit about to hire a fucking jewish girl to star in a war movie you dumb bitch. think of the hottest jewish girl rn, thats who we talking to faggot ass nigga u prolly thinkin of the wrong girl cuz ya taste is awful




STOOPID


look it aint a done deal yet thats for sure. im not gonna celebrate early. im just saying, if the ink dry on that contract, ya boy not gonna work for 5 years at least bitch boy. cost 4k to live in this town, strip clubs everywhere

much love to my young hustlers out there. this life is possible. to the haters, lmao. i wouldnt even

none of my dogs got fuckboy tendencies. i dont even show no sympathy
 

CAREFUL

THE WORDS YOU SPEAK WILL BE THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN

woop woop. womp womp stupid ass nigga

just checked my email and 2 new companies asking me to work for them privately, had to sign a NDA just to fucking hear about the deal

WHAT COMPANY?

NO COMPANY BITCH

lmao

what was i doing when it happened?
i was shooting my bb gun in the sky and throwing spent bottles in the air and shooting em like birds. had a solid hit rate.

why am i even posting this. im going through withdrawals right now. i can barely fucking walk, and i got some weird ass package in the mail that just said "BIG SISTER LITTLE SISTER" and was 2 necklesses. wtf.

i honestly dont talk about this shit in real life at all.

im tryna figure out why im telling on myself right now. aside from goin through withdrawal while being drunk as fuck.

i guess really i dont have any friends i trust. so i dont talk about this stuff. ever.

i might just die how i'm living. i be outside with the ******, i tote that fire i be tripping. i might just die how i'm living.

i met my neighbor last night. he works as a crab fisherman, on some Discovery Channel 'Deadliest Catch' shit, but real life

he got 6 kids. i met the 2 kids, they met my puppy they loved him they had so much fun. boy and a girl, they were 4 & 6.

well he tried to kill himself last night. why this nigga come over to my house and tell me this shit on god?
wtf?

now i gotta take care of another nigga?

imma do it. on god imma do it. i dont wanna see this nigga die. he's 43 i think, i dont remember we smoked up and he spilled his guts.

he gonna come over tonight, we gonna build a fire in the snow. i told him, next time u wanna kill yourself, come to my house so i can try and talk u out of it, if i cant talk u out of it then go for it. he said ok. im comin over tomorrow around 5 after work

im still looking out for karma. i had good intentions.

Shut up pussy

Not sure if mentally ill or trying to troll like mentally ill?

"If we seem nutty to you, remember that the mighty oak tree was once just a nut like me"
 

BOP

Remember when I said "I made $100 in 10 minutes", turns out i was wrong

I MADE $800 IN 10 MINUTES DUMMY BOY


BOP

To the guy who PMed me asking how: for this stuff, it was computer security stuff. One night I was drunk as hell and found a bug in a company website. Took me 10 minutes to do it, actually found 2 bugs but was too drunk and forgot the exploit for the 2nd one.

anyway, they send me $100 off the bat. ngl i was like wtf is this shit, A HUNDRED DOLLARS? on some big draco shit

last night i get a message from them asking me to test the exploit, see if they fixed it yet. they also say that it's actually a lot bigger exploit than i thought. i reply, drunkenly, "Ok, yep seems good".

I pass out after shitposting here at 5 in the morning

when i wake up i see 3 new emails. one of them says "[COMPANY] awarded you with $777 dollars"


I literally slept & drank my way into just shy of a grand.

whats weird is it just made me wanna stop posting here, and stop drinking altogether.

anyway. congratulations to me. thank you all for sucking dick and eatting booty holes while i congratulated myself over like 20 threads lmao

you're the best immo. we love you. you're so handsome, tall. and you make so much money. and you're so good with girls. the best girls! the best in the universe. also, you're very kind. you're a real nice guy. but you're tough too. Keep it up kid.

if someone wants to do the math on what that works out to per hour, please do

i just tried im too wasted

800 for 10 minutes of work. 60 minutes in an hour... 10 * 6
ok wait. if i made 800 for every 10 minutes of work, that's $4800/hr

we really on some white collar numbers right now boy. it's friday and i aint going NO WHERE

bouta post up at my house, count my money, smoke reefer and release some old songs. BOP

i was about to post proof but luckily my director called.

thats funny. get it. cuz he's a director.

anyway, so then i didnt post proof cuz really that'd be pretty lame to do. it would reek of trying hard. and trying hard is something i never do.


i dont even try

i just wanted to flex. but i dont gotta flex, especially on some measely ass $800 check. even if it did prove i was making $4800/hr

BOP

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.ph...926#post725926

BOP

I was just happy to be there.

you looking to get married.

you asking "why cant i find a decent girl"

i'm looking at a girl who wants to marry me,
and then another one,
and then another one,
and then another,
and another,
and it's fucking scary.

because everyone of them are goddesses.
i dont even bet, the odds are against.
i just asked her
"how you feel about a harem?"

http://magaimg.net/img/78jp.png

where i nut? shorty face.

my bitch trailer trash. i already told her

"stupid ass dummy girl, shut the fuck up. imagine where you'd be without me and WHER WOULD I BE Without you

some crazy rich kid who loves some trailer trash girl with his whole heart"


BOP

my bitch a sex worker. u can go masturbate to her pix. i knew her since she was 13 and she told me she got raped after school by some homeless guy on her front porch and nobody helped when she screamed

BOP