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12-04-2018 11:54 AM |
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Originally Posted by Exis
(Post 717867)
I've never watched any of her shit nor knew she exist tbh...cute though, so I'll peep with it...
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Tumblr porn ban bringing Exis back to the days of watching hallmark movies to rub one out. End up liking hallmark movies in process. THE ONE WITH CHOCOLATE BEAR FROM SCRUBS DECENT THO wtf @ Immolate
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Originally Posted by Lenox
(Post 717856)
2 had the snowstorm tho
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“Imagine that the Die Hard films are rescue-centre puppies. Your eye might be drawn to Die Hard 1, bright and well-groomed and adventurous. Or Die Hard 4.0 and 5 (A Good Day to Die Hard), which at least try to make up for their witlessness by barking louder than anything else. But then, at the back, you clap eyes on Die Hard 2. It's nobody's idea of a good-looking dog. It's barely even a dog. It tries too hard. It keeps running head-first into walls, and then being sick, and then lapping up the sick, and then being sick again. It clearly doesn't belong. But, despite yourself, you see something endearing in all this monumental stupidity. You'll never really be able to figure out why, but Die Hard 2 is the puppy you take home.
Two years have passed since John McClane repaired his marriage by chucking Alan Rickman off a skyscraper. But, at Washington Airport on Christmas Eve, he once again comes face-to-face with a murderous lunatic. How will McClane defeat such an unstoppable force of evil? Easy – by swearing a lot, killing everyone and defying all trace of logic at every turn.” - Stuart Heritage of The Guardian
America. Fuck yea. |
