no black jack? that's my shit at the cino.

Good thing u abbreviated casino...awkwardly at that....now hush will kno how cool u are! Goodluck winning the newb tourney on ur utmoist account . Ur doing it!

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I dont drink vodka because everytime I did I'd do something stupid like catch head from some bitch with a rawn nose bitch thought she was deep throating but her despicable me snout was trying to hammer through my pelvis ... then I banged one of my friends friends girls in a small field of tall grass in ocean city... tjis other time me and my boy sean caught a bj at the same time from this bi polar chick she had the hand game working too ... I fucked this fugly 32 year old with 3 dirt merchant bastard children when was 16, drunk off doing lemon drops all night in my homies basement snd it was his older sister ... only fat girl I've fucked was while I was drunk on vodka ... vodka may of got me laid a few times but I'd be damned if I'd of touched a single one of those ratchet ass skeezers sober

See we use to get a handle ( gallon in layman's terms ) of this cheap rikoloff shit ( under 10 bucks )and some lemons and sugar and I'd be drinking it like fucking water even though it taste like rubbing alcohol

I did however win a bet with vodka once. .. homie scott got a fifth of belvedere and tthen didn't want he ddared me to chug it in 10 minutes which was easy cause belvy is soo smooth no burn but the kicker was no chasers I couldnt eat afterwards and if I threw up in a half hour I'd have to pay for the bottle .... two drinks its gone .... 45 minutes later I'm leaving a fucking puke trail from his porch to my house like I'm fucking hansel and gretel lost in the woods

And that my friends is the last time this guy consumed vodka