true true...just felt like saying a one liner.

I'd feel bad calling tho/

Word, not that Oats deserve that kind of treatment or anything, but his neighbors seems to be having mental issues and try to keep it up as a hobby or something. Definitely something off with those people.

do you have any paper work that came with the place that speaks on the deposit ?

I have no doubt I'll get the deposit back, just a hassle to go to small claims, take a day off work, pay court fees etc.

And they do not have kids. And Rawn you can say anything about oatmeal.

Almost the same thing recently happened to me. Instead of a landlord it was a coworker. Here is the backstory. Basically, this coworker is same level as me just in charge of equipment etc if you need to do anything this guy needs to OK first. So about 6 months ago he starts asking me for lifts/carpool whatever. Now for the last 5-6 years instead of listening to the radio I listen to different learn-language audio CD's. After 4 months of lifts one day this guy just snaps. He almost screams "Will you turn that off! - Switch on the radio! Switch it off! Anything!" (was learning Japanese at the time). So here I'm thinking, look I've given this guy a favor for a while now, never said anything just gave him lifts and now I need to change my habits because of what? So I tell him no. He says "If you don't switch it off I don't want a single lift from you again!" Like that is even a serious threat. I tell him no again. Every time after that at work this guy is acting like a total bastard. The whole time I've been there nobody ever filled out anything, this guy says I need to complete DUPLICATE forms, lectures me on hazards of not following procedure like I'm some idiot. I'm not petty or anything so I jump through all the hoops and say; thanks, bye. Do you know what this little motherfucker does? He smirks and says "Sayonara."

I love that you learn Japanese on your way to work.

That's pretty cool.

r u fucking stupid?


Will that give too much away.....


OH YEA THAT MAKES SINCE BEING THAT HIS LANDLOARDS MORE THEN LIKELY ARE REGISTERED HERE. ALSO OATMEAL IS SURELY HIS NAME IN REAL LIFE THAT HE SIGNED ON THE LEASE. PERFECTLY REASONABLE ASSUMPTIONS HERE RAWNOLDMACREMEDIAL. ALSO EVEN IF THAT COMMENT DIDNT MAKE U LOOK TO BE A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT THE OATMEAL SWEEPSTAKES SHIT AINT EVEN FUNNY. DIDNT EVEN SMIRK. IH YEA THE OATMEAL SWEEPSTAKES HAHAWOWZER U WOUODVE REALLY GIVEN THEM A GOOD CRANK YANKING!!! WHY DONT U YANK A CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER IRSELF WITH AN EXT CORD WRAPPED AROUND UR NECK. FAGGIT.

@zygote that's ridiculous. Kind of a worse situation than I'm in because at least I can leave the landlords and live somewhere else. Can't exactly quit your job.

I really tried not to be petty - I even offered to list their place on craigs for them (they don't have a computer or anything). But they're reaching for anything to retain this money because they're strapped for cash. They left a note this morning that said "It is against Hawaii state law to possess or smoke marijuana. We are contacting a lawyer." It's just like, we have 5 days left there, and they're being as shitty as possible. Btw, I'm not worried about the weed thing - there has already been an officer in my house the other day (I called them to drag them out of the house so we could talk since they were avoiding me), so nothing is going to come of that. They're just trying to scare us.

Anyone willing to take a couple seconds out of their day to call them, it would be hugely appreciated. They start to scream at each other when the phone goes off lol.

i got you later tonight

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I would happily do this if it wasn't gonna cost a small fortune to call from Ireland.

I don't suppose you happen to know their Skype?

If I'm reminded I'll do it when I get off work.

My phone conversation with them would have went like this:

Them: Hello?
Me: Hello, is this Gamble?
Them: No, you must have the wrong number?
Me: Sorry, who is this?
Them: *Insert name*
Me: GAMBLE, I KNOW IT'S YOU STOP HIDING BEHIND AN ALIAS!
Them: What are you...
Me: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GO AND VOTE FOR YOURSELF TOO NOW, YOU FAGGOT FUCK. I BET YOUR OWN MOTHER DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
Them: Sir, please...
Me: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL YOU EARTHWORM JIM LOOKING COCK MASTER, I WILL FEAST ON YOUR ORGANS FOR A MILLION LUNAR CYCLES WHILE TAKING DUMPS ON YOUR DECOMPOSING BODY.

If they haven't hung up the phone at that point, I would make fart sounds until they do.



Alas, I live in a different country.

@Diode Sulkey is the last name.
@Meth when do you get off work? I'll remind you.

Foreigners, I appreciate your support.

3 and a half hours.

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lol diode goin all thorough

im lucky he aint part of the HR dept at my job

ether.

I can give you a quick guide on how to change his system language to Japanese in under 2 mins

is this a home phone or a cell? if its a cell I can change their voicemail greeting.