I've had a couple tarantulas, nothing too wild, just Chilean Roses.

Real easy to look after and pretty slow moving. Ideally I'd love to own a Cobalt Blue tarantula and/or bird eating spider. They're fascinating to me tbh

My wife been pestering me for years to get a pug or french bulldog lol

I held a salamander just recently, last couple weeks tops, they're just like a giant newt only with wet skin and you're meant to place your hands down on their soil bed before handling them for some reason lol

I don't think I'd seen a salamander prior to that so seeing that post was a weird co-inky-dink

I keep ur mom locked in a cage

I'm guessing you like spiders?

and lol my wife wants a french bulldog so bad.

What is there like different breeds of those ugly fuckers?...All I know is this nigga albino, all white with red shit on both sides of his head lol.

^yea theres different types lol , that one you have is known as a mexican salamander look

Aren't they all just Mexican walkin' fish...?

nah theres different types and names for different ones lol

So what is the black one called with orange shit...?

orange spots or orange feelers?

I've got a 13-year-old female cat named Stewie. It's my baby momma's... yes, she thought it was a dude... no, it isn't, just an obese ass mountain cat...

and a 10-month-old Staffordshire bull terrier named Marley... super cool dog but I'm afraid the bitch is gonna eat anything with fur on it when I walk her. I told my neighbor's little girl that when she asked about her one day and she's like... "Well, maybe you should get one of those hairless cats"... I was like I don't think that'll work hun... so she says "What about a fish?" hahahaha

For some strange reason, the cat and the dog don't like each other.

Baby momma's gonna spit out my little girl soon...
... a year ago I was living by myself in a bachelor pad throwing parties every weekend

Now she's wanting to get married and have kids and blah blah...

ugh... what happened?

Fuck your baby momma nigga

If you're gonna go around with out-of-the-blue unprovoked rudeass comments, be clever at least...

I get it... you're probably some frail ass kid that used to get picked on high school and couldn't do shit about it... gets your juices flowing to hop on your computer and go talk shit to grown ass men on a message board... makes you feel better about your failed ass former textcee hobby... failed ass sex-life... failed ass life...

I guess if this is all you got, have it... word of advice... keep it on the message board, though...

If you said that same line to me in a bar you'd be missing teeth... real shit

life happened , it happens to the best of us.

All that shit you just wrote and I still hope ya son gets hit by a school bus

Orange feelers bro...