Chill Phil |
04-15-2018 10:16 PM |
Haven't been arrested or handcuffed.
The closest to it I've gotten though was when I beat up my "liberty buddy," when we were in Japan. This happened the day after I had to go all Denzel Washington and storm a brothel to find him after disappearing for hours.
Anyways, the next night we went out drinking in the "honch" and we ran into some royal Navy dudes. I was talking to a chick, and his hating ass was trying to get her guy friends to fight me. They decided that I was cool but didn't like him, so they bounced. When I finally snapped and was like "why in the fuck did you cock block?" He exclamed that he would beat my ass. And he kept talking shit until I finally agreed to see him outside.
I talked him into having one more drink beforehand, and he slammed his down and continued talking shit while I sipped mine and think about how I was gonna handle it. I decided I was gonna uppercut him and knock him smooth the fuck out, cause he was drunk as fuck, and it would've been easy.to accomplish.
I finish my drink and we go outside. At this point I still didn't think anything was gonna happen. I'm walking in front of him, we get to a parking lot, and I turn around to face him. Dude's fist was already halfway at my head when I turned around. But it was a sloppy haymaker that landed on my skull about an inch above my left ear. I thought he broke his hand for sure.
I backed up from him about four feet and squared up. His drunk ass was like "yeeeaaaah," and he started hopping towards me. I noticed he was hopping a little too high and his legs were a little too rubbery for me to not go low. So, I timed his hop for right when his feet left the ground and Muay Thai shin kicked just above his ankle. As hard as I possibly could and with beautiful form (from the waist)
Dude almost did a full cartwheel in the air, and landed on his head! I got on top of him and rained down a right to his temple. I cocked back again to let loose some serious ground and pound, but when I cocked back, he curled up in a ball.
Then j realized that dude was my best friend and he was already submitting...so I got up and started yelling at him to get up and that he was fucking stupid. Then the military police came around the corner....
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