Originally Posted by Amen (Post 651119)

POst your wife, then talk shit fam.

Otherwise remain on the sideline. You were too shook to post something, wonder why LOL.

Her teeth probably rotted out her head or you fucking with bitches that look like Lars in drag.

Originally Posted by Clout (Post 651076)

So, i went on a date with a white chick from my organic chem class. It was awkward at first for the fact she said "I didn't know blacks lived in Iceland" I wasn't sure how to take the comment but i rolled with it. Then it was a good 15 minutes or so then she uttered "Black people are suppose to hate the cold, You're tall did your mom bang a frost giant?" "Your accent sounds like you're from Scotland/ England why is that?" Lol she just kept asking the most awkward questions. I answered them politely with respectful conversation. "Why don't you say Nigga & talk hood like the rest of the blacks at our Uni(college)"

sigh it was awkward boys. It gets worse..

We had dinner and things went smooth then this woman irked out. Because a female friend of mine came up and gave me a hug asking me how i've been. This i'm not use to in my homeland its only respectful to do what she did. Most women back home would've happily greeted the female friend and chimed in on the laughs and conversation.

this American girl from organic chem class asked me to come meet her family for a sunday dinner next week. She was a horrible date! haha are most Philadelphia raised Italian women like this? lol. Yes, she invited me to come over that night too. But i told her i couldn't, i had to work in an hour (bad lie i know).

Do i cut this crazy one loose? I'm not use to the attitude and rudeness of her demeanor/questions. Some of them were chuckle worthy but man did she have some kahunas asking some of the stuff she asked.

Any fellow Europeans dealt with innercity american girls? @sraL

Originally Posted by Ghost1 (Post 651106)

Run lol

Originally Posted by Clout (Post 651076)

So, i went on a date with a white chick from my organic chem class. It was awkward at first for the fact she said "I didn't know blacks lived in Iceland" I wasn't sure how to take the comment but i rolled with it. Then it was a good 15 minutes or so then she uttered "Black people are suppose to hate the cold, You're tall did your mom bang a frost giant?" "Your accent sounds like you're from Scotland/ England why is that?" Lol she just kept asking the most awkward questions. I answered them politely with respectful conversation. "Why don't you say Nigga & talk hood like the rest of the blacks at our Uni(college)"

sigh it was awkward boys. It gets worse..

We had dinner and things went smooth then this woman irked out. Because a female friend of mine came up and gave me a hug asking me how i've been. This i'm not use to in my homeland its only respectful to do what she did. Most women back home would've happily greeted the female friend and chimed in on the laughs and conversation.

this American girl from organic chem class asked me to come meet her family for a sunday dinner next week. She was a horrible date! haha are most Philadelphia raised Italian women like this? lol. Yes, she invited me to come over that night too. But i told her i couldn't, i had to work in an hour (bad lie i know).

Do i cut this crazy one loose? I'm not use to the attitude and rudeness of her demeanor/questions. Some of them were chuckle worthy but man did she have some kahunas asking some of the stuff she asked.

Any fellow Europeans dealt with innercity american girls? @sraL

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 651138)

She wants to be ravaged. She's being condescending bc she wants hate dick you're being too much of a nice guy. She wants to be fucked hard while you tell "you like this nigger dick?!" That being said, the 14 missed messages you have two options. Leave her alone bc she's crazy which is what you should probably do orrrr fuck the racism out of her. Make her a slave to black dick then next time she makes a racist remark point to your dick. If she says "are all blacks ghetto?" You reply with "did you or did you not have my hairy black balls on your forehead?" You have a chance to eliminate racism.

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 651138)

She wants to be ravaged. She's being condescending bc she wants hate dick you're being too much of a nice guy. She wants to be fucked hard while you tell "you like this nigger dick?!" That being said, the 14 missed messages you have two options. Leave her alone bc she's crazy which is what you should probably do orrrr fuck the racism out of her. Make her a slave to black dick then next time she makes a racist remark point to your dick. If she says "are all blacks ghetto?" You reply with "did you or did you not have my hairy black balls on your forehead?" You have a chance to eliminate racism.

Originally Posted by Allen Knight (Post 651163)

she seemed chill to me, maybe ur just boring tbh. i woulda cracked jokes at her.
then pounded her out & then wait a week hit her up an do it all over.

Originally Posted by Clout (Post 651179)

Nah ur just a philly guy if i remeber haha, She was awkward to deal with reach 16 missed text message today befor ei replied

Originally Posted by Allen Knight (Post 651183)

jersey but 15 mins from philly so ur pretty much accurate lol.

Originally Posted by Allen Knight (Post 651183)

jersey but 15 mins from philly so ur pretty much accurate lol.

Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 651134)

^^^^^


if you still wanna meet the parents, you can win them over the same ways I win over my Philly/Delco italian family:

-Greet with 'hey, how you doin' '
-Refer to tomato sauce as 'gravy'
-Mozzarella cheese is 'moo-tsa-ray-a', but if you're not italian you're at high risk of looking like a fool over pronouncing it so just say 'mu-tsa-rell'
-Ricotta is 'Ri-gaut'
-Manicotti is 'mah-nah-gaut' (straight up didn't recognize this word the first few times I saw it spelled out)
-Subs are hoagies (this will make or break you)

IF they like you, you gotta expect the oddly racist compliments like 'you're one of the good ones' or finding your basic competency with something to be impressive


that said, my one friend from the US who worked in Iceland for a year won't stop gushing about how great it is, so if you think you're better than me fahk you