That bitch look like my pet monster covered in ranch dressing g

i just got tested 2 weeks ago, havent dicked down anything since and i was clean

it was getting self destructive/ridiculous tho going raw, but word.

these normal slutbags ain't concerned with it because they don't have to rely on it as the way they make their living, at least thats what i tell myself when i get a room for the night with a bitch in town from san diego lmao

but yo, i got a pale spot near my dick-hole. like i got par for the course whitey style pink dick right. but like the head of my dick right at the tip is like paler in a small spot near the piss hole

the problem is there is no pain or discomfort, and it emerged after my last test. this fat broad i used to throw it too before my discovery of the industry of women of the night, is a nurse who's trying to be a doctor, and she was like i dunno it could be a yeast infection fungal thing?

wtf do i have fungus in my dick? i didn't know dicks could get yeast infections?

basically moral of the story is clean your fleshlights thoroughly NCG's

im gonna be using monistat as lube for awhile see if it goes away. this concludes uhoh shares to much post of the day.

What happens when niggas don't pull the skin back and wash properly LOL...

when i googled it after she told me that all i found was problems with uncircumsised shits, and i'm snipped though like a filthy jew

im guessing it was the fleshlight, cuz i don't really dry it out, just clean it out with dish soap and hot water, then rinse it out and kinda shake dry it

but if there is moisture permeating in there for a few days then i fuck it im guessing bacteria grows in it? i dunno.

they need to make 10 dollar ones or something so i can just throw each away with each use lmao

Lol u fine

Lmao

Only 19 year old bitches fucking vics old 10 yr pin weed dealer broke ass got nascar track marks in 5 different places

Bum ass pussy lmao

This thread is winning.

Wouldn’t the plural of thot also be thot?

Find a good woman & settle down

OMGZZZZ BAGS CAN I CHOKE ON YOUR CRAB FLAVORED BALLS FNDJDJDJDND.



STFU!!!

But we saw ur wife

Nigga fat wife


Done deal

Bros...me and my girl fuck every weekend.

I'm abstain from touching myself during the week...then Saturday and Sunday I GIVE HER THE ROPES!

Watch your lip.

She's definitely not starving half to death like the crackheads you're out here fucking with

Youre poor and a loser lmao

Dimebag Deniro in the 05 Audi (prestine condition) can get the hands when his hoe ass stops lying and comes up to bear country but he wants to insult people's family members instead cus he's a coward

Lmaooo

Knuckle believe in "Big bone" people.

"She not fat, she big bone"

Mah nigga, she fat brah. Everyone bones the same size give or take a few INCHES in length depending on height differences but as far as diameter - yea, all same size lol...

I never said anything about big bones

I know. I was kidding bro. As long as she good to you is all that matters, in the end right?

Hahahaha

Hilarious

LMFAOOO