so after 3 motnhs or so then u get to




but then potty training


aka get ready to be up at 2am to get them to the BR or u cleaning those sheets for the 4th time that WEEK

mine wakes me up for work an makes breakfast tho now

rip all u fagots dealing with infancy LOL

Stfu you aren't even a real dad your daughter is gonna have daddy issues at 13 years old getting caught by school security givin head in the bathroom to niggas wit undershirts and earrings

This is a no.

OH HEY EVERY BODY IM ZELPH, DID SOME1 POST A PIC THREAD?! BE THERE IN A FLASH TO POST 37 PICS TO PROVE THAT IM NOT INSECURE ABOUT THE GIANT CHUNK OF MY FUCKING FACE MISSING FROM MY MOUTH....SEE ITS A TROLL CUZ LIKE...I KNOW THAT IM DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT....BUT I POST ALL THE PICS LIKE IM NOT....TROLLED !!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM DATING A STINKY PUNJAB WHO TREATS ME LIKE SHIT IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS NC WUT DO? IM 145LBS NC WUT DO? IM ON AT 3:17 AM MONITORING DISC FORUM "RANDOMLY" AND HAPPENED TO CATCH PANCAKE MAKE A THREAD THAT WAS UP FOR 13 SEC BEFORE GETTING DELETED....PURELY COINCEDENCE...NC WUT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOO!>?!?! LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW HOMIE FAGOT...AND BY HOMIE FAGOT I MEAN NEVER MY HOMIE FAGOT...YOU KNOW WHEN U WALK DOWN A HALL AND DO ONE OF THOSE...AY WHICH WAY DO I GO,..U GO LEFT...NO ILL GO RIGHT....OH GEE WIZ WE ARE AT A REAL CONUNDRUM HERE COMMON PASSERBY! SHEESH LOUISE HAHA SHUCKS....AN U SMILE...THEN DO IT AGAIN...THEN LAUGH.......THEY DONT SMILE OR LAUGH FOR ZELPH....ITS NO COMMON PLEASANTRIES EXCHANGED. DISGUST IS THE ONLY EXPRESSION EXCHANGED....AND ITS A ONE WAY EXCHANGE. EMBARASSMENT AND SHAME ARE ON THE ZELPH END OF IT ALL. GOES HOME TO HIS SQUID FACE FAMILY DEFEATED....THEY SIT DOWN FOR DINNER.....HALF CHEWED FOOD ALL OVER THE TABLE....FUCKING DISGUSTING NO LIP HAVING CLAN PUTTING ON A TERORFYING DISCOVERY CHANNEL DOCUMENTARY INSTEAD OF ESTABLISHING STRONG FAMILY FOUNDATION LOW SELF ESTEEM, REGRET AND RESENTMENT ARE BEAING BUILT AT ASTRONIMICAL RATES BY ALL INVOLVED IN THIS SHIT SHOW. GOES TO GIRLSFRIENDS HOUSE ALL HER FRIENDS ARE THERE....GF ... HEY FAGOT ZELPH UR SUCH A LOSER (SHE FREQUENTS NC...KNOWS HE IS FAGOT ZELPH) WANNA SHOTGUN A BEER WITH US!? EHEHEHE OH THATS RIGHT U CANT CUZ WITH UR MOUTH ITS LIKE DRINKING FROM THE FAR END OF A COFFEEE MUG AHAHAHA WE ALL HATE U CUZ UR A DISGUSTING HANDICAP GO WAIT IN MY ROOM UNTIL MY FRIENDS LEAVE HAHA I HATE U SO MUCH....ZELPH LEANS IN FOR A KISS..EWWWWW GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME I DONT WANT TO CATCH THAT LIP EATING DISORDER THAT U HAVE...ALL HER FRIENDS GIGGLE...ZELPH WETS HIMSELF AND SOME OF DINNER FALLS OUT OF HIS MOUTH THAT WAS CAUGHT BETWEEN THE GAP IN HIS LIP. SMH WRETCHED FUCKING CREATURE. FUCKIN CURB STOMP SURVIVOR/ ILL LITERALLY SHIT ONTO MY FIST AND THEN SNUFF UR MOTHER IN THE FUCKING FACE. AN DONT EVER TRY TO BRING ANOTHER LIFE INTO THIS WORLD....W UR WORTHLESS DIRT GENES AND SOMALIAN FACIAL AESTETHITCS COUPLED WITH THAT STINKY FUCKIN HAPEEBY PUNJAB SSAND NIGGER ...JESUS FUCK NO....MAY AS WELL BE SLOTH FROM THE GOONIES HAVING A SHIT BABY WITH STATION FROM BILL AND TEDS BOGUS JOURNEY. ABSOLUTELY SICKENING. ILL FUCKIN RAPE UR GF AND PUKE INTO HER PUSSY/ U THINK IM FINNA TAKE PARENTING SHOTS FROM AN ABORTION DODGER? FUCKIN ABORTO VACUUM SUCKED HALF THIS FAGOT LIP OFF TRYING TO PREVENT HIS DIRT LIFE...U A FUCKIN PLUNGER BABY. UR PARENTS BOUGHT U JORDANS WHEN U WERE 11 BECAUSE UR FACE LOOK LIKE A DELI SPECIAL. SUMMER CAMP THEY CALLED THIS PIECE OF SHIT SCREEN DOOR CUZ HE CANT SWIM UNDER WATER WITHOUT THE WATER SEEPING INTO THE HOLE IN HIS FACE. SIR U MAY NOT PARK IN THIS HANDICAP SPOT......ZELPH TURNS AROUND SLOWLY TO SEE WHO IS QUESTIONING HIS HANDICAP ACCESS........OH LAWD IM SO SORRY I DIDNT KNO! ACCUSER FLEES THE SCENE TRIPPING BACKWARDS THEN PICKING THEMSELVES OFF THE GROUND AND HEADING INTO A FULL SPRINT....ZELPH SHRUGS...WEIRD MAYBE THERE WAS A BEE? IN HIS MIND HE KNOWS THO.....HE KNOWS WHAT JUST HAPPENED...AND A PART OF HIM BECOMES COLDER....COLDER STILL. LOOK AT ME KING/......DONT LOOK AT ME KING. U THE BIGGEST FUCKING LONELY PIECE OF SHIT ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE. FUCK U FAGOT FUCK U FOREVER. NEVER FUCKING ADRESS ME DIRECTLY.

Lmao zelph said undershirts and earrings tho

A+

Congrats Diode.

stfu wigger negged for shit posting./ u fuckin fell off./

Lol damn.

Lmao

lmaooooooooooooooooooo bags boarding on pure gym rage and 4loko right now

jeez

That was legit a contender for top five all time caps paragraph.

Shit had levels to it.

Fucking grade a work.

I'm not changing any diapers when I have children I refuse. It's why I don't have a dog Bc I'm not picking up poop not now not ever. My wife better ok with that or she & the baby can bounce.

ya kno u used to be mildly tolerable when u were the poor mans ricardo from rb.... ur just a negalul scrub these days star fagot. stfu negged.

LMAO TBH I think your long rants are getting tired. Switch it up a lil my guy & we can be cool again.

Fr fr

Gent to gent


Where do you work where you're able to post this much?

I avg 2.6 post a day my guy you're at 12.75 per day.

Don't give me that

You've taken at least 4-6 strikta type hiatus' over the past year so when you factor that in you'd be at about 21.66 posts per day

lol negative. I have an office though I can close my door.

How are you able to?

True story. Had roommates when I had my first daughter. She was less then 1 at the time. She was sleeping and I was laying down in separate room. From the monitor all I hear, in the most creepy gollum type voice ever is.... "ohhhh,my precious". Jumped up like wtf then hear the roommate laugh. Funniest shit every though.


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