Made ME laugh.

I TYRANNOSAURUS A DAMN CHORUS, AND RAN FORRESTS
IF YOU NEED THAT TREE IM A LUMBERJACK, JUST ASK FOR IT
ILL SNEAK ALL IN A BEAR CRIB AND EAT THEY FAM PORRIDGE
HOGTIE THEM ALL WHILE I STUFF THEM IN A CRAMMED STORAGE

Commit to suicide

I WISH I GOT APPROVAL FROM AN INTERNET SITE
THAT WAY I CAN SLEEP PEACEFULLY NEXT TO MY FUTURE WIFE
WE FUCKED SO GOOD IM UP AND SHES CRASHED OUT
MY SONS IN THE OTHER ROOM DREAMING ABOUT GROWING UP WITH HIS FATHER BACK NOW
I QUIT MY JOB SO I COULD MOVE IN WITH MY CHICK AND BE A FAMILY AGAIN
FUCK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT, IM WHERE I ALWAYS SHOULDA BEEN
GIVE A FUCK IF THIS TEXT SHIT IS WACK
I GOT MORE BALLS THAN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, THATS A FACT
BEEN RHYMING HALF MY LIFE IM STILL DOING IT
YALL JUST PRETENDING TO BE REAL, I WENT THROUGH THE SHIT
AND IM STILL NOT THROUGH WITH IT, STILL GOTTA PROVE THE SHIT
STILL GOTTA MAINTAIN WHAT YALL CALL FOOLISHNESS
CUZ WHOS THE SHIT HERE, YOU? DONT MAKE ME LOSE MY SHIT
I BEEN RUTHLESS WIT A PEN SINCE I EVER STARTED USIN IT
THATS WHY TEXTING IS WEAK, BUT IM BORED SO IM COOL WIT IT

What a fsggot lol

Your kid hates you

Lol slayed in one shot

Pat is legit a tank, picture him rolling
Fin ya chick is a theft, picture her stolen.

http://media.thedailytouch.com/2014/08/bad-smell.gif

310 nigga#

Lil crip got lotsa sons, nigga
Lil crip got lotsa guns, nigga
Tonio slanging lotsa rock nigga
Show a nigga my cock nigga
I'm the hardest nigga on the block nigga
Ya kid don't wanna do a bid on my block nigga

Lol... Shit waz jokes bruh.

Not srs obvz.

But omgggggggggg roflz you quoted me! Killed!

Bro, you already know I knew.


when you said this:

I was like THIS NIGGA PLAYIN.

but still, at least some of the verse was beginner level multis/near rhymes

that opener was just too foul tho bro.

Coulda said you was starved for attention on an internet site and your dinner got swiped lololololololololol

yo know cos negged

Its a cypher, i was bored. Lol i wasnt really trying.

Tonio is ruthless in the pen bruising shit nigga
Bend a nigga over and start bruising shit nigga
All my tools is clipped nigga
All my goons is crip nigga

These bitches ain't shit but tricks n hoes
These bitches ain't shit, these chicks should know
All they get is this dick to lick and blow
Me and my homie hitting a lick, then split the dough
Hit the road...if cops tryna chase after, it's gray matter
Brains scattered all over the place like paint splatters.

UNGH.

On everything I love I'm a bang nigga
Touch you where your nuts hang nigga
Lil crip up in dis bitch sipping tang nigga
Serving Caine gripping grain nigga
Ask ya boy what's up with that? hurricane nigga

Hurricane nigga, wreck your crib like Katrina did
Turning heel, eatin faces like that Mileena bitch
YOU DONT WANT IT MAYNE, IMMA GO INSANE
WRESTLING WIFF MY DEMONS, HIGHER THAN ROMAN REIGNS
It's on againe, I'm pluckin chickens like I'm on the range
My bite is worse, you don't want the mange
I'm everlasting like than Wonka stuff
been dope since I rolled a Tonka a truck
Smash the biggest ass I see if it's donk as fuck
fold my dick and stuff it in be like "it long enough?"
Terrorist ruler tearin cooters
Call a hoe in on her off day... Ferris Bueller
Female ghostbusters

Pat is the female ghostbusters, putting pussy in uniforms
Ya chick leave you for me like it's a new day.....unicorns.

pull up at Pulse nightclub with a pulse rifle
going full psycho cus' living dulls sucha null eyerub
the full clip burst/rips through the first cycle
pulling out the bazooka so skillfull. it's so ironically mull.
the bullets ain't shooting straight & i'm shooting on impulse
gotta refill. skulls. I'm like kobe playing iso
the holy grail. my side arm, is fully scaled w/ sights zoned

beebz fuckA dicsusting

I will never agree with da God's political views or social values. However I must give props to the fact uh oh is way better at text rapping casually in disc than all the text rappers that do this srsly