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Batty 04-28-2016 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL (Post 581976)
LMAO NOT SURE IF BEING TROLLED OR NOT

BUT THAT SHIT IS LULZ WORTHY

CAN EVERYONE WHOS DICK IS MISSING PLZ CHECK IN THIS THREAD SO I KNKW WHO IM SPEAKING TO?

Diode speaks the truth, Baron (no trollmo)


It's not actually like "missing dick", it's like your neck in the summer when you go out without a scarf on.

It's like trying to eat a candy bar with the wrapper open as opposed to trying to eat it with the wrapper on.

It's like a turtle being out of the shell instead of being inside of the shell.



http://dangerdame.com/wp-content/upl...ySnowsuit1.jpg


http://www.me-me-me.tv/images/2007/09/cat-in-a-sock.jpg


http://www.honcho-sfx.com/images/chi...-7282_zoom.jpg



[IMG]http://www.museodelnaipe.com/naipecoleccion/image/***he/data/Snorkels1-500x500.jpg[/IMG]


I've yet to meet a chick that wants to peel a dick before she can eat it, RT.

timeless 04-28-2016 03:17 PM

ROFL @ Christmas story example

sral 04-29-2016 06:37 AM

lmao so the majority of NC all have their dicks missing?

wowzer

what a revelationary thread

Ghost1 04-29-2016 06:39 AM

Lmao lold

Witty 04-29-2016 11:34 AM

This is a cultural difference I was not aware of.

I literally don't know anyone who is cirumcised irl.

Interesting.

Ghost1 04-29-2016 11:36 AM

Lol was aware

Is funny/weird to me

Useless 04-29-2016 05:14 PM

Uncircumcised dicks are disgusting. I won't even watch a porn vid if the dudes peen is uncircumcised.

SHECK WES 04-29-2016 05:16 PM

Are you niggas fuckin serious right now

Witty 04-29-2016 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless (Post 582348)
Uncircumcised dicks are disgusting. I won't even watch a porn vid if the dudes peen is uncircumcised.

All dicks look disgusting, I really have no preference, it's slightly odd that you do tbh.

I honestly never even notice the dick in porn, I mean, I can see it, I know it's there...but I don't acknowledge it in my mind at all.

~RustyGunZ~ 04-29-2016 05:45 PM

That's unhealthy Lars

You'd get no action in America

Not that it'd ever get to the point to be rejected

Useless 04-29-2016 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 582353)
All dicks look disgusting, I really have no preference, it's slightly odd that you do tbh.

I honestly never even notice the dick in porn, I mean, I can see it, I know it's there...but I don't acknowledge it in my mind at all.

Stop lying to urself

Batty 04-29-2016 09:40 PM

http://blog-imgs-63.fc2.com/l/i/n/li...9c90c5eccc.jpg

boof 04-30-2016 12:56 AM

now that i know how fucking weird circumcisions are i'm pretty pissed i wasnt born in europe

sral 04-30-2016 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 582359)
That's unhealthy Lars

You'd get no action in America

Not that it'd ever get to the point to be rejected

lmao I'm pretty sure if you're out there attempting to breed, there would be a sloth who would eat my normal dick with the quickness

no offence

Batty 04-30-2016 01:56 PM

[IMG]http://media-***he-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f7/9b/a0/f79ba0c42b2a36d16899a071ae4673f0.jpg[/IMG]

So, I interviewed a few different people about this issue. All the whores that I talked to said variations of yuck, gross and ewwwww no.

A few nurses said that it was a breeding ground for germs and bacteria.

A gay dude says there is a homo fetish where 2 uncircumcised dudes try to put their wang heads into each others foreskin lolololol. Can't remember that name for it but you can Google at your own risk.

I've concluded that American like their dicks to look like Nazi soldiers and Brits want theirs to look like the sandworms from Beetlejuice with its dentures out.

Witty 04-30-2016 02:02 PM

Circumcision is only more hygienic if you are uncircumcised and don't clean your penis like a normal person.

Basically you're only going to have a problem if you're a disgusting slob who doesn't wash, in which case all of you probably stinks, not just ur dick.

Witty 04-30-2016 02:04 PM

Also @Batty I've had various conversations here (usually drunk) with females who have said they think circumcised penises look weird and wouldn't like to be with a circumcised man.

It's just whatever you're used to.

Witty 04-30-2016 02:06 PM

Also, triple post of shame...but whoever said an American female would not go near an uncircumcised penis is wrong and I have facts to prove this.

Sluts gonna slut, cut or uncut.

BARZ

sral 04-30-2016 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty (Post 582457)
[IMG]http://media-***he-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f7/9b/a0/f79ba0c42b2a36d16899a071ae4673f0.jpg[/IMG]

So, I interviewed a few different people about this issue. All the whores that I talked to said variations of yuck, gross and ewwwww no.

A few nurses said that it was a breeding ground for germs and bacteria.

A gay dude says there is a homo fetish where 2 uncircumcised dudes try to put their wang heads into each others foreskin lolololol. Can't remember that name for it but you can Google at your own risk.

I've concluded that American like their dicks to look like Nazi soldiers and Brits want theirs to look like the sandworms from Beetlejuice with its dentures out.

lmao that gay shit is called Docking

it's shown in a few video mixtapes of shocking internet clips I have haha

veritas 04-30-2016 06:35 PM

This brit is super comfy with dicks.


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