Congratulations! What will you name it? I don't have any kids I just have a nephew I don't like him that much though.

I will name it blueboy612.

Even if it is a girl.

I'd approve but what if it's a Transginger?

I'll swap it at birth with another baby.

Awesome bro. Teach him the ways of the fox my guy.

congrats witty

I am shitting myself now lol

deaddd @ strika's nephew tag

Boy or abortion pretty good too lmao

Word lmao We will find out at the next scan, and obv I will let my NCGs know.

Rly tho, I'm having a mini breakdown...da fuq am I gonna raise a child? I dunno how to do that shit.

Lol that shit is instinctive man

An honestly.....it will come naturally

Ull learn as u go. It goes in stages.......to me this was helpful....and also a bit frustrating lol

BRB just fucking figured out my child....oh ok....now ur doing sum NEW SHIT I never seen.EXCLUSIVE HAH HAH FUCK U DADDDDD

nah for real people that think parenting is hard don't have hearts.

All u have to do is care my g



But for real ur gonna fail as a father because ur mother was a bog Irish WHORE. Fuck u shithead.

lmaaaooo

Time to quit smoking. Rt.

I have? Months ago.

Ok good. Good start. Amd did you compensate by drinking more?

Nope, apart from this week I haven't drank in months either. I can no longer blow money on myself. I know how to be responsible lol

Ok well...I am pleaseantly surprised. Well played.

I was raised by a mother who taught me children come first, and I haven't forgotten.

Thanks bro, oh and also, fuck you faggot.

I actually went to my father's grave and like spoke to him about it, I know he couldn't hear me, but I dunno...it helped.