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Lmao wow.

So blunt.

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Originally Posted by Bags (Post 552946)

Takes shrapnel from the d bomb I just texted to his girl. HA GET IT

End stage syphillis

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Originally Posted by Witty (Post 552957)

Every person you have ever clowned off this site form a gang which meets once a week for 5 years attempting to write the perfect post which will make you a pariah among NCGs and ensure you are never granted freedom to post on this site without being clowned in to oblivion. The perfect post. They begin with your weaknesses, ponder mentioning your beard and how it looks quite a bit like you just glued a dead crow on to your face, they think this is a good start. Next they formulate the idea that you are in fact obsessed with pissing on women due to your mother trying to drown you as a child (because you are you and any mother would try to drown you if they had a shred of self respect), this angle they think may be too strong handed...they collect all of your pictures, hoping documenting your constant fluctuating weight may help lower your self esteem and weaken your responses. While doing so they realise you are not gaining or losing weight you just wear a varying amount of layers of clothing to fool us in to thinking you are doing something with your life, lots of clothes so you can be like 'so fat', gotta go gym' and then less clothes like 'went gym, skinny bags' but no, not skinny bags...less dressed bags, all you did was sit alone and hit refresh on netcees every 30 seconds. They wonder if this is ammunition. They remember we all already know that about you. They give up and stab you to death instead.

LMFAO

repped

killed by platoon of nerds employed by scorned anime girl

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Originally Posted by Hush (Post 552958)

Pancreatic cancer

Mom has post partum depression flash backs and murders grown/baby Vic.

Killed by destroyer after voting on his next battle.

Potato canon implodes after too many beers at the pub

Killed by wife and kids cuz that's what black ppl do.

<3

Killed by gay fox rape

Old age is s not original

Proceed

The whatchamacallit won't work properly and cause an aneurysm

Solitary and depression cuz no one knows u

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Originally Posted by ill nik-A (Post 552984)

Killed by gay fox rape

Old age is s not original

Proceed

Killed by young age cuz he's the guy Benjamin Button was based on...started boarding when he was 74.

Jokes on you cuz I enjoy it!!

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Originally Posted by ill nik-A (Post 552988)

Solitary and depression cuz no one knows u

Slipping on a pink slip and breakin your hip neck and back due to too much alcohol and not enough milk.
Osteoporosis is real

No matter how hard he tries it won't be sickle cel

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Originally Posted by anime_boners (Post 552962)

killed by platoon of nerds employed by scorned anime girl

Fucked by tentacles in gummy worm filled butthole to death.....obviously

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Originally Posted by Hush (Post 553004)

No matter how hard he tries it won't be sickle cel

lololololol repped.

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Originally Posted by Hush (Post 553004)

No matter how hard he tries it won't be sickle cel

Shot by cop over confusion of being handed a lithenth when asked for a license