Y'all pee in the shower or nah?

I do.

Wet wipes feel strange wet butts for homos

Lol wut? Is sucking yiur own dick gay?

same.

hence wet wipes.

I also dislike the feeling of wet wipes.

Only ever used them once because I had food poisoning and was shitting every 2 minutes, butthole was raw as fuck, wet wipes were all that didn't hurt.

This is a bad thing to do?

I use Clorox Wipes

Lowkey butthole bleacher.

Lol.

Charmin with the lotion shit

Lmao

3 ply or die

gone @ three virgin millionaires

Take this rep @Destroyer

he speaks....
 

trust this nigga knows eything there is to know about detergents

I felt the same when I first used em. Now I can't poop without em, I feel dirty afterwards if I don't use em.


I pee in the shower

this was good and sneaky

Whats wrong with wiping in the shower?

Dont shake my hand tho

That post wasn't good or sneaky. Just a faggot cosignin another faggot.

oh shit I remember that time I was dirtperson broke and bought some of that cheap nasty sandpaper toilet roll shit

during the inevitable wipe/wet tissue my middle finger broke through the papers surface and slid directly up my own asshole

my asshole pretty much clamped shut in horror, it hurt like a bitch too

I don't know if it was the shock or the sudden blind panic of adrenaline kicking in but I came a little down the side of my leg before wiping up with the shitty tissue and flushing that bitch away fast as I could never to speak on the matter again

Lmfao sheesh

Poop then let the shower wash it off in the morning.

Suck your own wang too...it's only gay if you skeet on or in your face.

Fair?