He looks like he's a stockbroker from Lameladesh.

He looks like he sells Smith Machines on the black market in Kosovo.

Lookin like a former Lonely Alley Beyblade champion that never lived up to the hype

Lookin like a proud owner and current user of a Walkman cd player hip holster

Lookin like he tells tourist he's the local shark wrestler but it's not open season atm

Lookin like he hangs out next to the pizza joints ancient Pac-Man machine to humble brag to passer bys that he's still tip score since that magical night of mountain dew and virginity in '83

Lookin like a failed background actor for 90's sitcoms

Lookin like he stalks the boardwalk with bags of crushed aspirin, asking people if they wanna experience a blizzard in the tropics

Lookin like Costa Ricas most notorious book store yelp reviewer

Lookin like he uses a hollowed out dildo as a snorkel when he dives for treasure

Lookin like he scalpels counterfeit Dolphin Experience tickets to support his cheeseburger addiction

Lookin like he's gonna be fucking thrilled about go pro in 5 years

Lookin like he has a YouTube prank channel with no videos on it

Lookin like his alcoholic step dad coined his nickname "ccapt inappropriate " and taught him all these shitty jokes while simultaneously hustling him out his birthday money to buy pall malls

Lookin like he rolls scratch off tickets up and snorts the shavings when he's done

Ole "no my order isn't finished" lookin boy

Lives in a treefort built out of old Tommy Bahama apparel and depression

Lol @ asking to give him our best Guido jokes when his GTL is grease, transfats and loathing

@Knuxlehead no more

Why is the bottom part of his face 2 times wider than the top part?

Lol cleft lips

nigga got a warped skull.

Bobbys World bobble head havin ass

Dead @ knucklehead

This dude lookin like he wears a fanny pack filled with seashells and fake crocodile teeth

Lookin like he just finished doing an ad for bosly to pay for his hair transplant

Sup costanza

This nigga's beard looking 100 like Jackie Brown's pussy.

Living on the island from The Green Inferno and shit...

This nigga got a Fred Flintstone fade with a beard made from North West's baby hairs.

Bam Bam Wiggalo

This niggas tattoo looks like them blow-up dancing things from Bayleigh's entrance in NXT.

Lookin like he wears Crocs to Kinkos staff meetings.

Lookin like he sweats IHOP syrup.

Lookin like The Spamburgalar

Lookin like he works the lighting on the set of Tropic Thunder.

BROADUS CLAY: TRAVEL AGENT

This nigga lookin like Snorlax in the Unabomber's shades.

This nigga is Everlast's cousin: Finishlast

Lookin like he put Soul Glow on his beard and Mop and Go on his hair.

Got them Dean Ambrose bangs.

Lookin like John Candy with Al Sharpton's dick hair for a beard

Lookin like the Swamp Thing took Toxic Avenger's lifeguard job at the beach from the last Rambo.

This nigga lookin like he invents new snacks full time.

Lookin like Wyatt family member they don't need.

He works for Proctor & Gamble as a FAILASAURUS agent.

His favorite pastime is burying himself in expired Lunchables and then eating his way out.

Lookin like a Chips Ahoy funeral director.

genre over


edit: that nigga batty said brodus clay: travel agent. I am destroyed

dead

BO RAI CHO: MALL COP

Obliterated at Kevin owens and Jackie browns pussy hair

fuckin gone