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Eŋg 10-09-2015 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quaker oats (Post 539300)
antidisestablishmentarianism -
can't I kiss a savage and marry a Clinton?

lol.

Sovereign 10-09-2015 01:35 PM

@sraL I've been trying to tell people this for years, but... Surah al-Haqqah is much much better.

Kazzabat samoodu wa 'Aadum bil qaari'ah
Fa-ammaa Samoodu fauhlikoo bittaaghiyah
Wa ammaa 'Aadun fa uhlikoo bireehin sarsarin 'aatiyah
Sakhkharahaa 'alaihim sab'a la yaalinw wa samaaniyata ayyaamin husooman fataral qawma feehaa sar'aa ka annahum a'jaazu nakhlin khaawiyah
Fahal taraa lahum mim baaqiyah
Wa jaaa'a Firawnu wa man qablahoo wal mu'tafikaatu bilhaati'ah
Fa'ansaw Rasoola Rabbihim fa akhazahum akhzatar raabiyah
Innaa lammaa taghal maaa'u hamalnaakum fil jaariyah
Linaj'alahaa lakum tazki ratanw-wa ta'iyahaa unzununw waa'iyah
Fa izaa nufikha fis soori nafkhatunw waahidah
Wa humilatil ardu wal jibaalu fadukkataa dakkatanw waahidah
Fa yawma'izinw waqa'atil waaqi'ah
Wanshaqqatis samaaa'u fahiya yawma 'izinw-waahiyah
Wal malaku 'alaaa arjaaa'ihaa; wa yahmilu 'Arsha Rabbika fawqahum yawma'izin samaaniyah
Yawma'izin tu'radoona laa takhfaa min kum khaafiyah
Fa ammaa man ootiya kitaabahoo biyameenihee fa yaqoolu haaa'umuq ra'oo kitaabiyah
Innee zannantu annee mulaaqin hisaabiyah
Fahuwa fee 'eeshatir raadiyah
Fee jannnatin 'aaliyah
Qutoofuhaa daaniyah
Kuloo washraboo haneee'am bimaaa aslaftum fil ayyaamil khaliyah
Wa ammaa man ootiya kitaabahoo bishimaalihee fa yaqoolu yaalaitanee lam oota kitaaabiyah
Wa lam adri maa hisaabiyah
Yaa laitahaa kaanatil qaadiyah
Maaa aghnaa 'annee maaliyah
Halaka 'annee sultaaniyah

Fun fact: Quite a few early Islamic converts (and probably recent ones, too, but these are the historically recorded ones) converted just because they believed that no human could write poetry this well. Therefore, it had to be a revelation from God.

Batty 10-09-2015 03:54 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-m5Q59xIPAC...or-preador.gif

anime_boners 10-09-2015 03:58 PM

where the sniper wolf comic at @Batty

YDK 10-09-2015 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quaker oats (Post 539300)
antidisestablishmentarianism -
can't I kiss a savage and marry a Clinton?

And I diss this mad bitch thats hairy an pissin
Bandai shits the baddest, fags bury religion

boof 10-09-2015 10:55 PM

got my marijuana from a dairy farma down in carolina

Batty 10-13-2015 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anime_boners (Post 539403)
where the sniper wolf comic at @Batty


You already know...

http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/t...man/251839.jpg

Pinkthing launched, Captain.

anime_boners 10-13-2015 08:39 AM

LOOOOOL


and shes pissing to boot. hitting all the key demographics

Batty 10-13-2015 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anime_boners (Post 540790)
LOOOOOL


and shes pissing to boot. hitting all the key demographics


Word.

I got you this one too...

http://media-***he-ec0.pinimg.com/73...950bdcee43.jpg

anime_boners 10-13-2015 02:53 PM

wow. not what I expected all. that's fucking dark, man.

Mr. J 10-13-2015 07:21 PM

Tony Parkers only honor is owning chakra


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