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Lmao beast text accent right there @Muff

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zelphish (Post 487877)

I almost broke up with my girlfriend last night because she said if we had kids and they wanted to be gay or tranny that I'd have to accept it and love them for it.

God almighty I almost undid her seatbelt and crashed the car on purpose

That woman sounds sick and twisted. If my kids were gay it would shatter our relationship. If my son turned gay I'd disown him until he renounced queerness and if my daughter turned gay I'd permanently disown her since there is nothing more useless and soul-shatteringly disappointing than a lesbian daughter. A real man wants a son to pass on fatherly guidance to, but a normal properly functioning daughter will bring in a man to impart secondhand wisdom to. But a lesbian is a weak link bringing in another weak link, no value whatsoever.

Lol zel

U know how sh3 was like

I want a POT

oh NononoNonono

I want a COC!

U haveta Accyeahhhpt it

Accyraaaaaaahhhhpt

Tit

Lmfaorolmfako

Irl shit sound dumb funny primise
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KOfNk7TxASo

That accent pretty much

lmao

I" was looking at myself in the mirror"

I wish I had a Coc

Zelph- "huh"

Lmao

So there's a thread where men are rating other men and yet I call a queer thread queer and suddenly the whole site panics?

@non-alcoholic beers mcfaggot has been apprehended BUT allowed to participate in NBL as part of the work release program

Continued excessive faggotry will result in being restricted to NCPD detention center.

Have a nice day.