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I think the point Mutilate is missing is that, all those years ago, the actual animals within Noah's limited parameters were literally, a few goats maybe? Chickens? Possibly a pig and a pet dog?
There would be a lot of animals that would have existed on earth, but he wouldn't necessarily of come across them as the means of travel etc wouldn't allow for it. All the animals he knew of would have been those in close proximity. Therefore when he saved 'all the animals' it probably means he saves all those known to him. A handful. Let's say twenty AT MOST. A lot of today's animals wouldn't have been known to the untravelled Noah of 2000 years ago, bruh. |
Lold@lars first sentence lol
Otherwise Clayton fat pimple faced loner. |
Omg this nigga said its 350000 beetles lol
Athiests are retardeded nigga he only took two beetles, not every single type of beetle lol why would you need each and every type of beetle lol |
I'm just pissed Russell crow didn't bring the dragon dog hybrid on the baot
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Dead at aquatic taxi tho.
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Before I start one of the biggest fallicies is: didn't anyone else have a boat?
But that's not what I want to point out, what most people miss here is that it was a MAGICAL boat, it was blessed by Jehova. It was like the tardis it looked small but could fit every animal on Earth. In the story Noah was blessed by God.. so shut-up saying, Well theoretically.. that shit dosent belong here. I mean what's next, Well you know according to science Jesus couldnt actually have walked on water.. of course not fucktard he was MAGICAL! Understand the story for fucks sake. It was a MAGIC boat. |
Lmao plot either goat troll or dumb as dog dick
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Oh ok it was a MAGIC boat.
Now it makes complete sense. |
Ohh I get it
Like Abra Kadabra Ala Kazaam Shaq in Kazaam WE GENIE Like that? |
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U know what's even crazier there's six point five billion people on earth and every person needs to eat three meals a day in order to stay healthy...that's eighteen plus billion meals a day... Spooky right and that's not counting the fish animals and insects that want a piece as well... Fuckin blowing my mind
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