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Witty 04-24-2015 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by big baby (Post 477155)
being atheist doesn't make you smart @wottyr

I know, The Fox makes me smart :D

big baby 04-24-2015 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 477156)
I know, The Fox makes me smart :D

huh bb talk 2 wottyr not u FUCKA idiyote

Witty 04-24-2015 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big baby (Post 477161)
huh bb talk 2 wottyr not u FUCKA idiyote

BB u on hollandaise???

sral 04-24-2015 04:25 PM

I think the point Mutilate is missing is that, all those years ago, the actual animals within Noah's limited parameters were literally, a few goats maybe? Chickens? Possibly a pig and a pet dog?

There would be a lot of animals that would have existed on earth, but he wouldn't necessarily of come across them as the means of travel etc wouldn't allow for it. All the animals he knew of would have been those in close proximity. Therefore when he saved 'all the animals' it probably means he saves all those known to him. A handful. Let's say twenty AT MOST.

A lot of today's animals wouldn't have been known to the untravelled Noah of 2000 years ago, bruh.

Ghost1 04-24-2015 06:39 PM

Lold@lars first sentence lol


Otherwise Clayton fat pimple faced loner.

...the Nagger 04-24-2015 06:52 PM

Omg this nigga said its 350000 beetles lol

Athiests are retardeded nigga he only took two beetles, not every single type of beetle lol why would you need each and every type of beetle lol

~RustyGunZ~ 04-24-2015 08:11 PM

I'm just pissed Russell crow didn't bring the dragon dog hybrid on the baot

Batty 04-25-2015 10:43 AM

Dead at aquatic taxi tho.

Plot 04-25-2015 11:25 AM

Before I start one of the biggest fallicies is: didn't anyone else have a boat?

But that's not what I want to point out, what most people miss here is that it was
a MAGICAL boat, it was blessed by Jehova. It was like the tardis it looked small but could fit every animal on Earth. In the story Noah was blessed by God.. so shut-up saying, Well theoretically.. that shit dosent belong here. I mean what's next, Well you know according to science Jesus couldnt actually have walked on water.. of course not fucktard he was MAGICAL! Understand the story for fucks sake. It was a MAGIC boat.

Hush 04-25-2015 12:22 PM

Lmao plot either goat troll or dumb as dog dick

Witty 04-25-2015 01:04 PM

Oh ok it was a MAGIC boat.

Now it makes complete sense.

El Muffin 04-25-2015 01:53 PM

Ohh I get it

Like Abra Kadabra

Ala Kazaam

Shaq in Kazaam

WE GENIE

Like that?

Split Eight 04-25-2015 02:10 PM

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Split Eight 04-25-2015 02:13 PM

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Split Eight 04-25-2015 02:14 PM

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Split Eight 04-25-2015 02:16 PM

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Split Eight 04-25-2015 02:17 PM

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Witty 04-25-2015 02:27 PM

Lmao

ribbit 04-25-2015 02:38 PM

U know what's even crazier there's six point five billion people on earth and every person needs to eat three meals a day in order to stay healthy...that's eighteen plus billion meals a day... Spooky right and that's not counting the fish animals and insects that want a piece as well... Fuckin blowing my mind

big baby 04-25-2015 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ribbit (Post 477338)
U know what's even crazier there's six point five billion people on earth and every person needs to eat three meals a day in order to stay healthy...that's eighteen plus billion meals a day... Spooky right and that's not counting the fish animals and insects that want a piece as well... Fuckin blowing my mind

shut da hell bb hate u


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