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lolll you got that maid service or you clean yourself? pretty clean little area imo
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Aye Diode, relax bud.
Pour u up a shot of pussy juice & just sit back.. it ain't that srs. |
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I had a couple of seizures and then the neurologist put me on medicine for seizures and said that I couldn't drink. And it made me mad....and then I realized that the drink weighed too heavy on my soul. Kind of that moment of clarity. I actually enjoy not drinking tbh. I feel better. No seizures. Feel cleaner. Fair? |
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You bitch fag |
Good for you Veritas. Wish a lot of people would step back from drinking. Good for nothing imo
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Word@Wise |
Thanks guys.
It's these real moments that makes the lime worth it. |
Lmao
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This would be the perfect moment for you to call me anthony. |
I drank a pint of jack daniels in an hour then had a shitload of beers at the bar where I had a nosebleed at the blackjack table. Dealer asked if I wanted to clean that up I said no I'm finishing this shoe. Won like 50 bucks slow night.
Should consider not drinking. |
Perhaps I've said too much.
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Friday night the female roommate (we live with another couple) called the fuzz on her dumb ass self after smashing a glass upside the head of her boyfriend. Blood everywhere. Dude came home last Monday with his eye damn near swollen shut. Come to find out that was her also. She just got arraigned this morning. Charged with mis use of a deadly weapon & aggrevated assualt. Both felonies. Dumb fucking broad yo. That's the alcohol for ya.
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We've all been there.
RIP linens |
I feel like I should say something here bc we three are getting along tonight.
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Glad this thread got back on track after Madame Trasheap backed out.
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caipirinhas are the shit.
Diode got that quality of life on lock |
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