damn dog. thats way to impressionable a time for that sort of psychological endangerment. something like this could have led you astray really early in life had you 'enjoyed' it with your father. im glad you didnt

no trollmo at all with what I am about to say.

has the doing things that you initially felt bad about to please others been a pattern that has repeated itself over again at any other time in your life?

V killing me right now.

But yo...

I fucked all my sisters lesbian girl friends.

They were dating my sister.

Who is a year younger then I am.

Never knew my sister was gay tho. Always suspected it but was never sure.

Found out several years after one of her girl friends ended up falling in love with me and told my sister that every time she slept over, she snuck out of her room to come in to mine to fuck. Was a bad argument and til this day my sister and I haven't spoken.

I felt like a piece of shit at 1st but realized, I didn't know. I just thought they were her friends. I guess my sisters argument was, she would be eating these bad bitches pussy not even knowing I was fucking them raw.

Crazy.

Nah not at all
100 percent transparency I am selfish and self centered

I rarely don't do what I want

No one else is gonna aknowledge u in this thread so I just want u to know trash tier post and negged

identification and honesty are the first steps towards correcting any flaws. well done, Hush

Lol so...

in highschool me an my 3 boys were at this old dudes house we use to chill w/ cuz he was the best tattoo artist in town an mad chill, he asked us to steal him a street bike so he can use it for a track, he said he'll give use 2g's for a new one so the retards we are, we like ight 2gs hell yea thhinkin thats alot of money but were in h.s w/e...we go scope out areas an this is in 08 so we find a either 03-04gsxr750 clean it waas the white an blue joint an we plan it out the same night, we get my boys brothers truck an go at 3 in the morning, we get there an the bike is still out in the front, we pull the wood blocks down an get ready my one boy runs up to it kicks the stand an stars running w it towards us an were all like yeeeaa but this nigga lets go of the clutch an the bike stops an he slams on the floor w it ahah, we all say fuck it run up an grab it run it up the wood ramp an in the truck bed. jump in the truck an make our escape, were all buggin like wtfff i cant believe we did that...then my boy gets the bright idea an says yo this was to easy u wanna do somthing with this bike an well scoop another on a diff day, cuz u kno were master bike robbers smh, he goes lets get this fucker ****** older dude that hung out w h/s ppl u kno those but not gonna say his name but this dude stole my friends
moms chain from his house during his party it was bad cuz his mom passed recent to wen it happen, he got caught sellin it to a pawn shop his id was putt down lol so there were goin to court for all that, but he just wanted the chain an its gone now...so hes like lets drop this bike off at his house an call the cops on him loooll, were like ight fuck it, we go an do that....wait till later in the day an call the cops on him w a tip sayin he got a stolen bike, he got in mad trouble we never seen or heard from him since, he moved to nevada ppl said, i kno its messed up but he got wat he deserved.

Fuck Allen use punctuation or something bro lol

This is the worst humblebrag post of all time.

Topic says 'trash yourself w/ a personal fact'

Amen: "Dude I fucked a bunch of lesbians I feel totes bad about it tho"

Wow how shameful surely this wasn't just some thinly veiled excuse to talk about this

haha @Allen Knight, another story i can relate to. ive broken into mad different garages and sheds to steal dirtbikes and quads just to sell and suport my drug habbit years ago. one of the reasons karma kicks my ass the way it does. i never got caught for it -but i sure am paying in other ways. thanks for sharing your story with us. its dangerous to do that kind of shit. espescially in areas where i was with nothing but rednecks around in this certain part of md.. you just know them folks got big gun collections and would love a little target practice on some punk robbing there shed. always brought my merchandise out to PG county in different places and swapped straight up for different kinds of drugs. never got what my risks and the merchandise was worth. never stopped fme from doing it either though.

crazy

Hi...

When I was in the 3rd grade, I went to a private school that was located across from a jewish high school...
After learning about Hitler (and anne frank) one morning, I snuck out of school and ran over to the jewish school with my friend...
We screamed "hitler's coming to get you" while they chased all over their campus...
Their principal or rabbi came to my school and told my principal about the incident...
My teacher took me off of the curriculum and made me handwrite pages from the biography of adolf hitler for a month...
I almost got leftback because I was so behind...

Bye...

1 one sister on my mom side
2 a lot of brothers and sisters on dad side but he passed away on new year in 2008 from heart issues
3 I have an amazing realatship with my lover and family

lmao.
thats some crazy ass racial type shit @karaoke
i dont think ive ever gotten caught up in any kind of racially fueled incidents like this -playfully or seriously. glad you got passed it. the discipline seems like it was fitting enough lmao

silver -i just dont know what to say to that. you win

once i fucked like 46 models from sports illustrated and it turned out they were all half lesbian sex aliens and half dinosaurs in human disguises and it was really fucking awesome but i haven't talked to my grandma since cause she's an alcoholic.

thats disturbing

I have a coolside but freaky to side

/Thread

This thread is winning on troll merits but not on honesty in therapy typa shit. Fucking hoes or beating somebody's ass ain't no shame. Some are TLDR, SO I DONT KNOW.

I used to own Snow's album on CD.... you know, the dude that did "Informer".

Shits embarrassing yo.

damn okay, on the estate where I grew up (not naming where) theres a heavy gang presence. you get taken in by the elders when you're like... 10 maybe? and you become part of the MF Juniors. The older guys look out for you, give you money to run errands, pick up a package at place A and take it place B, if you have any shit the elders sort it out. Everyone knows everyone from the block. The MF crew are slightly older than the juniors, say 15-20, they do the most dirt. Petty theft of quad bikes, cars, weed grows, break ins - most shit you can think up. The majority of them either have minor charges or zero. Anyway above them is the MF Seniors, made up of twenty year olds to mid twenties etc. these guys are the OGs if you like, they call the shots, everyone beneath them reports to these guys, you don't act unless they say so. That's the environment I use to fuck with, ended up in a turf war or sorts between us and rivals across the city. I got mixed up in a crazy confrontation one day, maybe ten or more of us either side? this one dude in particular got the better of me, had me pinned down, put a knife into my mouth sideways then punched down onto it. I've facial scars across my mouth, upper and lower, that's why I grow my beard out to cover them. You can see them if you find any pics/vids where I'm clean shaven. I took 126 stitches, inside and out, to fix my face. I had a huge blood clot in my mouth that I thought was part of my tongue as it was happening, kept shit in my mouth the whole time. Eventually one of my boys saw what was happening, hit the guy to get him off me, then once I was up I stamped down on his windpipe and he needed reconstructive surgery as a result. Crazy shit. My boy who saved me is my best man at my wedding in 2 1/2 weeks. Friend for fucking life, that's my blood, I'd literally kill for him. Don't ever think I'm soft, I got heart like a motherfucker. I'm not proud of it, I was a teenager then, I've moved out to the sticks here now a world away from where I grew up but it's just the other side of town, the difference between the two areas is insane. that's on my wife