I work at a kiosk in walmart sometimes and since I don't ever go through the detectors I sneak me some protein bars once in awhile

I ran out of gas 5 times last summer

twice on the same trip to work

ive been continuously drinking room temperature cans of miller lite since 11 AM

am i doing it right?

no, you're just an ass.

do you have a follow-up to that?

i'm glad you're here. maybe the cypher thread will actually have time to recover from your shitty posts while you post shitty posts here.

@Wickid sorry you werent even talking to me but hey oh well

you jumped the gun my man @dead man

well, now i know how you really feel about me

I lol'd

jump a gun into your windpipe my man

Lmao. Reppped

bb drink milk bottle from shot glass with makeshitf nipple from condum i use on mustachia

Black been on an A+ boarding run lately. Props my man. Lol.. my man.

this was pretty much my standard Saturday/Sunday ritual tbcheesetopping

I got drunk off that pink bare foot moscoto from one of those thick plastic cups that uppity bitches drink water out of and then slammed my girl's face into bedspread/pillows, fucking her from the back, treating her like a mid evil whore. Nutted on her back and slapped her ass. Then smoked a menthol that crushes into a stronger menthol and ate some honey bunches of oats.

lmao

And .....repped.

Savage nig(ger).

I gave strikta about $13.50

Driving 75 beers to Connecticut for a weekend of partying, I have $15 for food and gas for the rest of the week

Got caught picking my nose while driving by a preteen girl in another car. Looked her dead in the eye and finished said booger removal as she made strange faces in utter dismay..

Lol that dogs a doctor