I could beat up that ho.

Comes at me trying to armbar. I'm onto her tactic. Slap her in the tit. Start caressing. Her estrogen is in overdrive now. Killer instinct gone. In love. Go in for kiss...BUT PUT HER IN THE SHARPSHOOTER. SHE TAPS. I AM THE FEMALE UFC TITLE CHAMPION.

That bitch would body you, Daniel'son.

just punch her in the face she would immediately search out the nearest sink full of dirty dishes and remember her place.

seriously tho. worst case scenario, i miss with my first punch she moves quickly and judo throws me into an armbar. while she's dislocating my elbow i use my mole rat front teeth to take the ligaments from her leg in my face. she gives up my useless arm and is searching to mount/do some other shit.

i throw her out of the octagon. she has a dead leg and is crawling away. i have a dead arm. but i let myself out of the cage with the other one. i frog splash her from the announcers desk and use my undead hand to pummel her unconscience before i take my spoils of war. (her mangina)

Lol, what an imagination.

Lmap that was a fulfilling read @uh-oh

You have no soul.

eh. i'd beat her up. just not in a cage.

there are weight classes for a reason.

i'm not an mma fighter.

given her general lack of experience on the ground outside of judo newaza, however, i don't think i'd have too much of a problem with her in a bjj fight. she's 135lb and an early blue belt at best.

and please don't post that video of her with bj penn. he let he flow roll until the cameras were off. several accounts from the gym as to what happened when ronda tried to turn it up on him.

That bitch would body Mayweather

oh hey dana didn't know you joined netcees

I disagree?

Lol Daniel'son.

That Daniel son shit is annoying af.

hahaha word